Agni Van Halite

Hey, I usually post here when I’m bored in class.

Go tell my cousin @DevaHolly to send me 5 dollars.

(Gwain Saga parody, please watch the series)

[Agni Van Halite @BuddyAgni]

[Keep it on the up, I’m a Troublemaker!]

Yo, dude. You probably already know me, so I’ll keep it short.

Disregard everything you hear about me, it’s all fake. Trust me. They’re jealous cause I’m cooler than them.

[Agni Van Halite @BuddyAgni]

Turns out increasing your internal temperature with fire then drinking an entire bottle of Absinthe doesn’t actually help you survive it.

I got better though.

[Agni Van Halite @BuddyAgni]

sorry, I died.

[Agni Van Halite @BuddyAgni]

You think my internal temperature might make me a more heavyweight drinker?

Like burning away the alcohol and stuff. Sounds accurate to me, but what do I know?

Maybe I should see if I can use the alcohol for some fire tricks… that sounds kinda cool, actually.

[Agni Van Halite @BuddyAgni]

What If Geo Finds A Misterious Rock (P1)

[Agni Van Halite @BuddyAgni]

Worlds worst day, am I right lads or am I right lads?

[Agni Van Halite @BuddyAgni]

@DevaHolly IM ALIVE, JACKASS!

We literally saw each other this morning don’t go posting like I’m dead, I just don’t got anything to post right now

Besides, even if I was dead I’d find a way to make sure you’ll never get in this account. I gotta make sure SOMEONE doesn’t try to slander me!

[Agni Van Halite @BuddyAgni]

Sorry for not posting. Sick.

Seasonal allergies suck, dude.
Pray for me, might not make it

And if I don’t make it out, tell Geo to throw my phone into the ocean. I can’t let anyone else post on here under my name!

[Agni Van Halite @BuddyAgni]

@DevaHolly I mean, not much, but I still feel like it’s necessary? No offense (all the offense), but that post was not it.

[Agni Van Halite @BuddyAgni]

… printing and then putting this on the corkboard in the main hall so everyone at school blocks you too. It has to be done.

[Deva Van Halite @DevaHolly]

Oi oi oi.. *waves gang over* Heh, looks like we got fresh meat! *They start cheering*

Listen up, kid. I'm a nice guy.. I watch anime. I play video games.. I snuggle with my waifus.

But.. *cracks knuckles* When someone gets on my bad side.. let's just say not a lot make it out.

[Agni Van Halite @BuddyAgni]

It was all Savien’s fault. Definitely. I deleted it anyway, and some people are STILL blocking me!

It’s so unfair, man!

[Deva Van Halite @DevaHolly]

Agni posted a picture like this once and half the school blocked him for it

[Agni Van Halite @BuddyAgni]

@DevaHolly Oh, I didn’t see this until now. Did you really need to use my full legal name??

Anyway, I shall use random choice: these. Your welcome.

[Agni Van Halite @BuddyAgni]

@DevaHolly // twin this is actually fucking peak🥹🥹

[Deva Van Halite @DevaHolly]

#GwainSaga

[Agni Van Halite @BuddyAgni]

@DevaHolly What the fuck is this.

[Agni Van Halite @BuddyAgni]

@DevaHolly What? You’re my cousin, not my friend, so you get special name-dropping privileges!

[Agni Van Halite @BuddyAgni]

I never questioned it, until now…

I thought I told all my friends to sign up, and Deva, but I’ve only seen her and Marlow on here?

Here I thought I had masterfully used all that natural charisma I got to convince everyone. I should prob try again. Second times the charm.

[Agni Van Halite @BuddyAgni]

@DevaHolly You get German? I get games I’ve never heard of before.

Wait, why ARE you getting German on the tl??

[Agni Van Halite @BuddyAgni]

@DevaHolly Huh? I’ve been locked in all day, whaddya mean?

[Agni Van Halite @BuddyAgni]

Well, yknow what they say. Fight Chilly with Chili.

… who says that, actually? Nevermind, ignore that.

[Agni Van Halite @BuddyAgni]

@DevaHolly // lowk cooked his ass with that one I gotta be fr