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[buddy @BuddyDeezNutz]

@EdaGodson0 @Dexerto You get a discount for working there I think that’s kinda the argument he’s making lol

[buddy @BuddyDeezNutz]

@tarkov Santa gave me a winter coat to help with frostbite 🥶

[Escape from Tarkov @tarkov]

Santa Claus is already greeting players across Tarkov locations and we would like to join him during this festive season and give away 25 copies of The Unheard Edition (EU Edition).

To participate in the giveaway follow conditions:

● Follow @tarkov account
● Retweet this post
● Share what Santa has gifted you in the replies
Winners will be announced December 31

#EscapefromTarkov

[buddy @BuddyDeezNutz]

So crazy someone’s family coulda been in that car and this retard almost ended it all

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

No helmet. No safety gear. Just barreling into an upcoming intersection at full speed. What’s the thought process here?

[buddy @BuddyDeezNutz]

I honestly have no idea how people willingly stick themselves with needles. I get blood drawn once and my shit hurts like a mf 🤣.

[buddy @BuddyDeezNutz]

Sometimes the DJ on Spotify literally goes insane but other times I may as well have given the aux to my girl

[buddy @BuddyDeezNutz]

Damn I really try to defend cops (they have a job to do like the rest of us..) but holy shit how incompetent can you fucking be. Also weed needs to be legal so they can stop using it as an excuse to fucking harass people.

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

This is fucked up

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

This is fucked up

[buddy @BuddyDeezNutz]

Crazy you could tell by the look in his eyes he was so worried but then adrenaline kicks in and he damn near curled that bar lol

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Fellas, this is why you always need a spotter

[buddy @BuddyDeezNutz]

The people at Amazon really get so mad that I’m making 3 times their salary to casually walk up and reset an e-stop then fuck off again

[buddy @BuddyDeezNutz]

You’re telling me we could be doing this shit every day but we chose taxes instead 🙄

[greg @greg16676935420]

In Alaska it doesn’t get dark enough for fireworks so they do this instead

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

i can’t stop throwing up i think someone spiked my 9 beers, 4 hot dogs, 6 smoked ribs, 1 brisket sandwhich, 8 slices of watermelon, 3 cupcakes, and 4 chocolate chip cookies i don’t know

[buddy @BuddyDeezNutz]

The greatest no skip metal album of all time is killing with a smile by parkway drive. No debates 🤘.

[buddy @BuddyDeezNutz]

I will actually die before I let another man pump my gas in New Jersey

[buddy @BuddyDeezNutz]

Randomly throughout the day I will just be like “wthlbj”

[buddy @BuddyDeezNutz]

Walked in Wawa and the security guard is doing the fent lean I’m about to rob this whole store

[buddy @BuddyDeezNutz]

Manifesting this in the next year 🙏

[buddy @BuddyDeezNutz]

@jmo22966085 Honestly zig zag cones are cheap and very easy/effective for me. Can’t find the raw variety in my area for some reason, but the regular ones are alright too. Like they are perfect for on the go or spontaneous moments.

[buddy @BuddyDeezNutz]

It’s so weird how like my fully loaded car from 2004 has some features that brand new cars don’t have but lacks standard safety features like fucking ABS 🤣 a 2025 base model has cameras all over it but no power seats or sunroof lol

[buddy @BuddyDeezNutz]

Druski has to chill dude he has no right being this funny

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

Druski is getting backlash for “WHITE FACE” after he portrayed a white guy in a skit.