Fadders Buddy

Not hard to get along with and not long to get a hard with

[Fadders Buddy @BuddyFadders]

Because I smoke weed and drink Busch. I'm made of knowledge. I'm you're fadders buddy and the reason I'm always right is that I'm never wrong

[Fadders Buddy @BuddyFadders]

Pee after sex or you’ll get AIDS

[Fadders Buddy @BuddyFadders]

Jerkin hard or hardly jerkin?

[Fadders Buddy @BuddyFadders]

Eating Pussy cured my depression

[Fadders Buddy @BuddyFadders]

Remember when Avici died

[Fadders Buddy @BuddyFadders]

They call me Amazon prime the way I overnight that box

[Fadders Buddy @BuddyFadders]

*to the tune of zombie by the cranberries*

What’s in your baaaaaaalls
In your baaaaaalls
It’s pee, it’s pee, it’s pee-e-e

[Fadders Buddy @BuddyFadders]

Call me Vladimir Tootin the way I be fartin

[Fadders Buddy @BuddyFadders]

They say Jacksonville is the Jalalabad of the US

[Fadders Buddy @BuddyFadders]

I need a shawty from Moldova

[Fadders Buddy @BuddyFadders]

Do you think teenage Jesus had wet dreams

[Fadders Buddy @BuddyFadders]

Damn girl, you shit with that ass?

[Fadders Buddy @BuddyFadders]

I got hutzpah coming out my balls

[Fadders Buddy @BuddyFadders]

In space, nobody can here you cum

[Fadders Buddy @BuddyFadders]

If God was real Ted Cruz would’ve admitted to being the zodiac killer by now

[Fadders Buddy @BuddyFadders]

An alternative reality where OJ Simpson did 9/11

[Fadders Buddy @BuddyFadders]

ALRIGHT BOYS PANTS OFF WE GOTTA FIGURE OUT WHO’S DICK FITS IN THE WHOLE IN THE PEANUT BUTTER

[Fadders Buddy @BuddyFadders]

Nothing bricks me up quite like a loose puck out front

[Fadders Buddy @BuddyFadders]

Nikita Kucherov expected to miss 8-10 weeks with a lower body injury (having vasectomies then immediately reversing them until the playoffs)

[Fadders Buddy @BuddyFadders]

Nor’Easter? Barely know er

[Fadders Buddy @BuddyFadders]

The coupe is libtarded