I haven't posted in a long time but I think it's important for the world to know this weird short-haired guy moved in a few months ago. Everyone keeps calling him my brother but I'm not sure I see the family resemblance. Does this mean more kibble somehow?
Feeling like a winner today. I chased a squirrel AND a chipmunk. Momma said I needed a bath afterward, but I won that battle too....one. paw. dry. πͺπΌππ #Caturday
I have been wanting to help in the garden but momma said I have to wear a leash because of a big scary road on the other side of the lawn. We compromised. I agreed to wear my leash and she hired me as The Official Garden Tool and Chipmunk Supervisor. #WillWorkForTreats#CatJobs
I heard my humums talking about how I'm the kitty version of twinkly-skinned vampires who drink animal blood instead of murdering humums, but with nom noms instead of hunting. I don't know what they are talking about, I'm a deadly fishercat! FISHEES FEAR MY WRATH #VampireKitty
@MBHaz3@HurricaneHam Good try but I can't hardly find mine under all the floof unless momma takes me to the evil clipper place where they give me that special humiliating shave. So undignified. I don't like to talk about it.