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Do you guys like cock?

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@Cucchiainoo I’m just saying dude like the skills you learn translate! The streaming ship took a hard 180 in the opposite direction, but there’s still so many outlets for gaming and creative types that don’t rely livestreams. You’ll know what to do with your specific talents

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@MrBeast 525,600

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@WarpedPotato_ It’s gonna be fucking cool dude

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Been busy AFK AF
Happy thanksgiving merry Christmas happy Hanukah hell ye kwanza

I’ll be gone a good bit while I’m doin something ⬇️

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@Mommy_vader @lilredbowpeep I KNOW WHAT IT IS! Fluffy. Loud. Talkative. Not gonna spoil it

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I have no boss. Got my first 1k to keep myself while I been off stream grinding work lately.

That’s cool as fuck to me. Thanks for understanding while I’m working my ass off lately. Things are gonna be gooooooood

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Is there like a soccer player named Ballack? Cause dude. There’s a guy with a jersey on right now and I swear it said Ballsack

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Shitty Lunar Eclipse pics!

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@EddieNocturnal Vietnam era radio tbh

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Ya’ll remember the helicopter that smashed into a passenger plane?

The investigation said they failed to hear comma clearly. Because they’re still using extremely old radio tech… You know, the kind that makes you sound like you’re talking through a Boss DS1 distortion pedal?

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@SirHowardCoward It was extremely broken up 100%. Irl me talking im not gonna say it was a drone, but the radio logs sound like they’re from Vietnam era, and a vast conspiracy isn’t out of the realm of possibility to push the new comms contract… Guess who’s been talking about updating it

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@payasomax420 THERES NO WAY I’m looking at it again right now

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That’s creepy asl

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@AcidicWorldTTV I’m gonna get a cam absolutely bro. I need to record this shit for my own safety. At this point i feel like everyone does

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No such thing as a good cop. FUCK the police

You’re all shit. Lowest of the low

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@CandyOfSweets Verbatim he says “when you go to court the judge will dismiss it.” It’s for some gay ass sticker nobody told me about. That says your car is good to drive. Bitch I just got my shit registered and repaired. Nobody ever told me I need to pay for more stickers

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I hope your wife cheats on you 👮‍♂️🚓
I hope you get caught buying a hooker 👮‍♂️
I hope you trip over your own ego and sprain your ankle👮‍♂️
I hope you get diabetes 🍩 👮‍♂️
I hope you get such bad neuropathy your Vienna sausage becomes inverted and can’t feel anything forever👮‍♂️
🖕

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@CandyOfSweets Lolol I genuinely hope that cop gets diabetes! He would interrupt, then when I’d ask for clarification he said “stop interrupting me” but this bitch is speaking in “cop code” nobody knows. I didn’t even do anything wrong again but I have another court date that will get dismissed

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@AcidicWorldTTV It’s a scam. They’re just searching for tax money and power tripping. Fuck all cops

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@AcidicWorldTTV I get pulled over once or twice a month. Cop just scrounges for something to write down. Get searched. 4 cop cars. Find nothing cause I don’t do anything illegal. Then either let go or have to go to the courthouse for random BS traffic violations which the judge dismisses.