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[Buddy🪐💫 @BuddytheGay]

@okthen263 No fr i’ve seen more gay people than straight ppl reposting these

[ken @ST_LKERDOG]

little pet waiting at the door for me to get home, dropping to its knees the second it hears my keys jingle; looking up at me the second I walk in, ready to bury its face on my crotch and get drunk on my scent.

“my poor thing, you really missed me, didn't you?”

[Buddy🪐💫 @BuddytheGay]

@lzx_li78058 @femmejuno They’re wearing rave gear inspired by yoasobi. Considering, this is pretty tame for rave gear

[Ivy 🩵 @Ivorygh0st]

Pretty puppy who sits at your feet and rests their head on your thigh and happily listens to you talk on and on and gets flustered when you mention what a good pup they are or start running your hands through their hair.

[Ivy 🩵 @Ivorygh0st]

When you talk down to your puppy it completely shuts down their ability to think and forces them to rely on you for every decision. So this is really the only way to keep them in a perfectly puppybrained state where they don't ever question your complete control over their mind.

[Astraea 🏳️‍⚧️ @AstraeaMoogirl]

have u ever worshipped a girl's cock? like really worshipped it. not sucked or throated it. just rubbing it all over ur face and sniffing it and huffing her scent. kissing it and maybe a little bit of licking if she lets u. her sweat and scent coating u. u should try it.

[Audibugi @audibugi]

"who's my good puppy?" i am supposed to be looking like your scary dog. my tail CAN NOT be wagging like this. its me btw.

[Rizoa @RizoaOfficial]

"It's the same price but BIGGER!"

Is it the same size? It's built small for a reason.
"No."

Does it have the same cooling factor? Steam Machine is like 70% cooling system by volume.
"No."

Is it as quiet? When I benchmarked it it was whisper silent, which is a nice thing to have.
"No."

Is it tailored for SteamOS? Valve is likely going to be targeting improvements for that hardware.
"No."

Did you include the quad antenna setup with a dedicated one for Steam Controller?
"No."

Is it as power efficient? The GabeCube draws very little power.
"No."

......... does it at least have more IO?
"No."

So you built a PC for the same price that sacrifices every design advantage and are crowing that it's stronger, despite knowing that many of the choices for those advantages are what lead to a weaker system in the first place?
".... yes?"

I swear to God, I will never understand how someone as purportedly smart as the grand L holder there still has industry ties when he does things that are this disingenuous and stupid to major (and minor) brands on the regular.

[goonette @BenDove65518317]

i love overstimulating him to the point where he’s whimpering like a helpless puppy

[Buddy🪐💫 @BuddytheGay]

@Octomasandied @Lazurkai @frayedform Isn’t exclusives the consumer-equivalent of a company saying “you have to buy it to play the games” that’s been the whole reason why people’ve had excuses to buy every xbox, nintendo, and playstation for most console generations

[Buddy🪐💫 @BuddytheGay]

@_realism_ @LiteralMem3s That and also you’d get really bad lead poisoning from the pewter plates of the time leeching lead into the acidic flesh of the tomato

[~ devastated pup ~ @devastatedpup]

dom who puts the collar on so slowly, gently, taking their time. bellyrubs and gentle squeezes and soft praise. then once they have you on the leash, trapped... grabbing ur waist and tossing u around, yanking on ur collar to pull u closer or to a better position for them to use

[HypnoPum @HypnoPum]

The concept of being their ‘Toy’ had always excited you. An open mind to play with, a doll, an object to be used for pleasure, and fun. And they had finally agreed to make you their toy. Finally agreed to turn you into the object you wanted to be.

[eimi 𖤐 @creepycrawliesx]

When they keep thrusting or start twitching bc it’s too sensitive PLEASUH

[cee @cslivr]

GHEHDHDJDHFH BLAAAHHH SCRAMBLES UR BRAIN

[Pup Tamer @Pupswelcome]

I don't want you unless you're going to be gross for me. You need to be embarrassed by the things you do for attention, but you can't stop yourself. Your icky little parts control you, and it's time for you to listen to them better. Get worse for me.

[Buddy🪐💫 @BuddytheGay]

@AshieMeoww Atp we are straying from the whole reason drives were made, which was to keep comp queues from dying out at the end of season bc of rank campers

[୨୧ amy ୨୧ @dontstalkmeuwu]

Dumbification is just >>> the slow corruption of a smart sub,,, breaking them slowly, clearing their mind of all worries and problems, building them up to be your good and dumb little pet who can’t even think for themselves <33 such a cute brainless toy for you