I am not Ed Sheeran! I am Jack Robertson and this is my hotel! Just one hotel in an incredibly successful chain of hotels, which is just one small part of my business portfolio, as featured in Fortune Global 500. Does that ring a bell?
Hearing reports of a rather extraordinary warehouse in Manchester. ELF storage, I think it’s called? Plotting a trip to my Manchester Robertson Luxury Hotel™ over Christmas to investigate. Will keep you all posted! 🎅🏻
Is it bad that my one hope for the specials, other than getting to see Graham return properly and not as a cameo, is to see this guy return? I unironically love him
Invited the Sontarans to come and stay in my Robertson Luxury Hotels™ while they’re invading the world. It was all going well, until Commander Stenck left something absolutely indescribable in one of the bathrooms. Might have to reconsider this arrangement…
Had a very pleasant business trip to Medderton. Stayed in one of the guest barracks. There was this guy called… Prentis, I think, in the bunk next to me? He seemed nice. Said he’ll be in touch.