मिteaका🌻

Obsessed. Blessed. Stressed. Depressed.
Lazy. Moody. Bhookhi. Sleepy. Average. Savage.🐧💕✨
Chai, books, movies, writing & art for life 🤝♥️

[मिteaका🌻 @BudhuSAMann]

Sunflowers, pink sky, chai, kitaabein aur kahaniyaan ❤️ zindagi mein inse zyada khoobsurat aur kuch nahi 🌻✨

[मिteaका🌻 @BudhuSAMann]

@mecrazymulgi So that they can have friends like me..😡😡😡 mujhe batane se pehle twitter pr rant ho gaya...sahi hai.

[मिteaका🌻 @BudhuSAMann]

Men used to write poetry.
Now all they do is read nutrition labels and count protein 💀
Pyaar se zyada protein se obsessed hain yeh ladke. 🫠🫠

[मिteaका🌻 @BudhuSAMann]

@tfkrish Tab bhi nahi uthate ab. Khud karne lag gye hai

[मिteaका🌻 @BudhuSAMann]

Men used to go to war, write letters for their girls, and bring them flowers.
Now they deadlift 200 kg and think they're man enough to date a girl!?
Masculinity lies in expressing emotions, not just lifting weights.
Nakhre uthaye nhi jaate, aur PR show off kar rhe h. 😒

[मिteaका🌻 @BudhuSAMann]

@Lucifer_Bhai 2 alag- alag baatein hai bhai.

[मिteaका🌻 @BudhuSAMann]

So apparently, the guy who told me last October that he wouldn’t get married for at least the next 2 years IS MARRIED NOW! 😭Not the first case though. Mai jis bhi ladke se baat karti hu, uski shaadi ho jaati hai.

Alag hi https://t.co/cgxi3sIAzU chal raha hai mere saath🫠🫠

[मिteaका🌻 @BudhuSAMann]

Ek toh manager upar se aadmi
SUNTA hi nahi hai
Aur galti se sunn bhi le toh
KUCH SAMAJHTA HI NAHI HAI!!

[मिteaका🌻 @BudhuSAMann]

Koi bechara aadmi glti se sensitive side show karde, poori mard-jaat use gay ghoshit krne mein lag jati h😒
Nhi h vo tumhari tarah body builder, psnd h use pink colour, pdhta hai vo romantic books ...iska mtlb yh thodi vo gay ban jaega 🥲
Apni insecurity doosro pr daalna bnd kro!

[मिteaका🌻 @BudhuSAMann]

Bhadh mein jaye tumhare keywords, bhadh mein jaye tumhara SEO aur bhaaadddhhh mein jaye tumhari ranking 😭😭😭

[मिteaका🌻 @BudhuSAMann]

@ParthTa53877496 😭😭😭

[मिteaका🌻 @BudhuSAMann]

It's a shame that a writer like me with a head full of stories has to write everything that others tell me to.
Why am I writing about structure of heart when I should be writing what hides beneath the arteries and veins and atrium and ventricle? What have I done to my life!!!!!

[मिteaका🌻 @BudhuSAMann]

Kya matlab tum apne partner ki feelings ko mazak samajhte ho aur random jokes ko seriously lekar offend ho jate ho

[मिteaका🌻 @BudhuSAMann]

I am paying a lot to see things that don't deserve to be seen...for starters - my office laptop, my manager, men...

[मिteaका🌻 @BudhuSAMann]

Find a guy like this, find a guy like that...ha bhai pata hai kaisa hona chahiye, find kaha karna h tum bas yh batao na😮‍💨

[मिteaका🌻 @BudhuSAMann]

Shaadi se pehle mummy ne hi itne taane suna diye hai ki saas k taano k liye barabar antibodies ban gyi hai...mai ab itni prepared hu ki mummy ji k bolne se pehle hi dialogue complete kr doongi

[मिteaका🌻 @BudhuSAMann]

Meri cousins, jinki khud shadi k baad band baji hui hai, mujhe shadi krne k liye force kr rhi hain.
Aurat hi aurat ki dushman hoti h guysss.😭😭

[मिteaका🌻 @BudhuSAMann]

My 31 year old cousin who weighs 100kgs btw keeps advising me to lose weight (fair) ...and when I ask him to do the same, he says "meri toh shadi ho gyi ab mujhe kya karna patla ho ke .tu patli ho taaki tere liye rishta dekhein"...
Guys, kya karu mai aise logo ka 😭

[मिteaका🌻 @BudhuSAMann]

Universe koi sign deta hai? Sansanahat, jhanjhnahat, gudgudahat, fadfadahat types kuch hota hai? Because kisi bhi ladke se abhi tak mil k mujhe chidchidahat k alawa kuch feel nhi hua. Kya feeling ya sign hai universe ka taaki mai prepared rahu aur use dara-dhamka k bhaga na du??

[मिteaका🌻 @BudhuSAMann]

To all the people who have found their soulmates, what does it feel like meeting your soulmate for the first time when you don't even know that they are your soulmate? Body mein koi alag se sensations ya vibrations hote hai? 👇🏻

[मिteaका🌻 @BudhuSAMann]

@mecrazymulgi Bhai bas 😂😂

[मिteaका🌻 @BudhuSAMann]

Jis tarah ke halat chal rhe hain, mera piya is shadi season toh definitely ghar nahi aa rha hai. Let's wait for the next shadi season now. Stay tuned. 👍🏻