william

licensed minister

[william @BuffaloBoyy]

trans people: i’m trans

society: ok

shark tank opening monologue: Who are the sharks? They're self made millionaire and billionaire investors who are entrepreneurs themselves. Kevin O'Leary is a venture capitalist who turned a ten thousand dollar loan into a software business w

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@Bill__Oliger ok gramps

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as governor of south carolina, I would remove every northerner from the state on day one. vote for me next election

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@Bill__Oliger i'm so fr we're sliming your ass out upon arrival

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@gmanchow_ they're allowed to stay but they must kiss the ground I walk on

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“yeah I’m only having one beer tonight”

[Pubity @pubity]

Coors is releasing a new 'Tallerboy' can that fits 3 beers in one obscenely tall can.

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they should make an ice dispenser that doesn’t spill ice all over the fucking floor

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urethra franklin

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with how bad movie theater etiquette has gotten, I’m surprised more movie theaters haven’t adopted the idea of a task force that fucking shoots you if you talk

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guy who goes to hooters for the food

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@IRelyOn I was devastated.

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please god someone give him a real role

[CoveredGeekly @CoveredGeekly]

Karl Urban collecting franchises like Infinity Stones🍿

Which franchise should he join next?

[Kaizx1237 @Kaizx1237]

Mexican white wine called pinot gringo

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@Kaizx1237

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@realcoachhboone I’m gonna freaking get you dude.

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went to dog sit my buddy’s dog today and their cat fucking died

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@pwettycitykitty absolutely terrifying. I was tweaking.

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@wigshop09 this existence is torturous.

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@wigshop09 happy belated twin

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I got locked out of the locked in factory and all I got was this lousy t-shirt