Mike Oxlong

He/Haw. jesters privilege. Guy Fieri’s stunt double.

[Mike Oxlong @BuffaloRice]

75 days hard? I’m gonna need some viagra

[Mike Oxlong @BuffaloRice]

@audreypants24 Why are there 10 dogs

[Taylor Lewan @TaylorLewan77]

Inject this into my veins

https://t.co/Mwwgb623Mn

[Michael Connor @ConnorMichael]

My plan for the Texans this offseason…Call the Bengals and offer Stroud for Burrow.

[Mike Oxlong @BuffaloRice]

@stoolpresidente come to my house when your in town for derby. You won’t regret it. #Louisville

[Mike Oxlong @BuffaloRice]

@johnjohnson6787 ⏸️

[Oddible @oddible_ai]

Who made this Charlie Kirk edit😭😭

Steph A Smith- “Charlie Kirk… I mean Christain Kirk”😂😂

[Mike Oxlong @BuffaloRice]

@Klondikebar this whole box of sugar free Klondike bars doesn’t have a bottom. Is that why they’re low cal?

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I don’t like what I’m seeing from this Texans team. Don’t like it one bit

[Dylan @BigBlueDylan]

Mark Pope was NOT happy with Brandon Garrison after turning it over, and showing no effort in getting back on defense.

Walks onto the court screaming in his face, “go sit down, go sit down”

#BBN #KentuckyBasketball

[Houston Xans 🚂 @HoustonXans]

Stop taking those hits. Come here.

Learn from those mistakes, you’re gonna be a hell of a player in this league.

[Mike Oxlong @BuffaloRice]

Texans are gonna need to make this #toobigtorig

[WT - Mase Enthusiast @WildcatsTongue]

Time to watch Kentucky Basketball run some offense!

[Mike Oxlong @BuffaloRice]

@BarstoolGruden coach Kentucky pls

[Cody Couch @Couch_29]

Hey Coach @BarstoolGruden do you like horse racing and bourbon??

[Jameis Winston @Jaboowins]

“The horse is prepared for battle, but victory comes from the Lord.” - Proverbs 21:31

[Mike Oxlong @BuffaloRice]

Looks like I’m a Home Depot man now after the @Lowes ad on NFL Redzone @espn

[Mike Oxlong @BuffaloRice]

@espn you are ruining the greatest thing on earth #BoycottRedzone

[Mike Oxlong @BuffaloRice]

I will not be purchasing any product that advertised on nfl redzone this season. This is an act of war.

[Mike Oxlong @BuffaloRice]

@ScottHanson I can’t believe you guys just ruined the entire nfl season