Brian Buffaloe

[Brian Buffaloe @Buffaloeb_]

@grandecom Thanks, Karen! I've DM'd my info.

[Brian Buffaloe @Buffaloeb_]

@NoahJ456 @NoahJ456 Have y'all considered an inflatable paddleboard(iSUP)? My girlfriend and I live in ATX and have been super happy with ours in the Town Lake/Lady Bird Lake area. All the seated fun of a kayak + more storage and standing, if you're up for it.

[John Oliver @iamjohnoliver]

Here's our piece from last night...https://t.co/3nJ5uHt7GK

[dbrand @dbrand]

2008 smartphone innovations: "The screen will now be an intuitive, touch-based UI."

2018 smartphone innovations: "idk, move the fingerprint sensor down im going back to bed"

[Luke Lafreniere @luke_lafr]

Upstairs neighbour to their child: "stop crying or it's gonna be nap time"

*Sudden strong urge to start crying loud enough that they can hear me so I can have nap time.. *

[Brian Buffaloe @Buffaloeb_]

@Boyace_Jajuan I thought about taking it out yesterday but remembered how much she enjoyed it so I opted out 😂

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

When pursuing a corrupt politician, mobster or murderer on strong FBI evidence, if he "vehemently denied it," we just dropped it usually. https://t.co/d4HqyHQexB

[Brian Buffaloe @Buffaloeb_]

@PlayOverwatch Wallhacks on PS4 elimination. I took care of them for you #shutdown

[Brian Buffaloe @Buffaloeb_]

Nothing worse than getting caught in a storm and using your phone as a GPS. #TMONote7

[Brian Buffaloe @Buffaloeb_]

@JohnLegere @verizon @ATT They're probably full of BS! Just like those other carriers. #uncarrier

[Aziz Ansari @azizansari]

What happens when Andy Dwyer leaves the Parks Dept to help train dinosaurs? I'm about to get insanely high and find out! #JURASSICWORLD

[ECU Athletes Anon @ECUAthletes]

Russell Wilson throws a pick to end the game...sounds familiar

[Brian Buffaloe @Buffaloeb_]

@emma_roseeee needs a new hobby

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"If Pluto can make a comeback, so can my GPA." — North Carolina State University

[ECU Athletes Anon @ECUAthletes]

If Ebola reaches NC, everyone just run to the UNC football stadium because nobody catches anything there.