Phoebe Buffay

Phoebe Buffay by day Bridget Jones by night.

[Phoebe Buffay @Buffay_Phoebe22]

Tonight I remembered that in college I twerked (I don’t think that term had been coined yet) on a stormtrooper at the bar. I feel thankful TIKTOK wasn’t around then #blessed

[Phoebe Buffay @Buffay_Phoebe22]

All the sudden more passionate about body lotion than I have ever been before! #Happiness #LiveLoveLaugh #Suburba

[Phoebe Buffay @Buffay_Phoebe22]

Mother bitch I need an indefinite nap

[Phoebe Buffay @Buffay_Phoebe22]

I applied to be on the Bachelor last night because I was crying and drinking a corona. Tell no one....

[Phoebe Buffay @Buffay_Phoebe22]

@StutsmanMatt Does this mean you won’t be sending me money on cash app?

[Phoebe Buffay @Buffay_Phoebe22]

Where did my Nintendo DS go?! That’s what I need right now..

[Phoebe Buffay @Buffay_Phoebe22]

Why is everyone uploading pics with the caption “until tomorrow” SOS help idk what’s happening

[Phoebe Buffay @Buffay_Phoebe22]

@DomWalkerr I think a small part of it could be cause people can die from withdrawal and they don’t want to flood the ERs with withdrawal patients. Also 10/10 coping skills rn 😂

[Phoebe Buffay @Buffay_Phoebe22]

If some dumb ass bitch tried to tag me in those push up video challenges I would fight them..

[Phoebe Buffay @Buffay_Phoebe22]

Just reading all of my existing tweets. My reflection is this: I think I’ve gotten funnier..
Alsoeverythingisfunnyrightnow😶

[Phoebe Buffay @Buffay_Phoebe22]

This morning on GMA they said there was a recall on vegetables THANK GOD I don’t fuck with that shit!!!

[Phoebe Buffay @Buffay_Phoebe22]

Strengths: good at snacking
Weaknesses: bat at not snacking

[Phoebe Buffay @Buffay_Phoebe22]

First of all, where tf is a cookie cake??

[Phoebe Buffay @Buffay_Phoebe22]

Which way is the toilet paper even supposed to go? I can’t process the difference when getting a new roll!!!!!

[Phoebe Buffay @Buffay_Phoebe22]

I just figured out what WFH means lol.. spent three days trying to figure it out lol lol...

[Phoebe Buffay @Buffay_Phoebe22]

@DomWalkerr Love this

[Phoebe Buffay @Buffay_Phoebe22]

Knock it tf off with the recap of your entire fucking year on Instagram. Your year wasn’t that damn important

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

if you're having a rough time, just remember: god gives his hardest battles to the people he just doesn't like very much

[PAPAS @ayyeechristian]

“You gon believe your eyes or me” 😭😭😭😭😭

[Phoebe Buffay @Buffay_Phoebe22]

@Trossi53 $100 Uber damage charge blackout? Not me, asking for a friend...........