Erika Dumencu

My mom thinks I'm funny. Just watching it snow...creeping celebrities and being an Air B&B Super host! Too bad no one comes here :(

[Erika Dumencu @Buffiedee23]

i am officially the trash.

[Erika Dumencu @Buffiedee23]

New dishwasher day!!! Woohoo!

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

THERAPIST: How's your state of mind?

ME: I put on a bridal gown to eat queso last night

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Severe Allergic Reaction Causes Florida To Swell Up To Twice Normal Size https://t.co/9j0NgCvZx7

[Erika Dumencu @Buffiedee23]

This city is such trash.

[Erika Dumencu @Buffiedee23]

If my dishwasher doesn't get installed today I'm having a wine glass of salad with a spoon....

[The Tragically Hip @thehipofficial]

Continuing the celebration of the Road Apples 30th anniversary:

On the front cover of an HMV magazine from June 1991.

[Erika Dumencu @Buffiedee23]

Getting really tired of having to exist everyday...

[Erika Dumencu @Buffiedee23]

Guy doing the puppeteering for Prince Phil since 2002...
"Can I go home now?"

[Erika Dumencu @Buffiedee23]

Dishwasher broke. New game - eat without dishes. Forever.

[Erika Dumencu @Buffiedee23]

@funnyordie Literally the only reason to go to the zoo.

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Let them speak Let them speak https://t.co/gvb50jEjBP

[Erika Dumencu @Buffiedee23]

So...what's the international crisis we'll be laughing at this weekend??

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Brush your hair.

6-year-old: Not right now.

Me: Why not?

6: I have to twirl.

[Erika Dumencu @Buffiedee23]

I love the boat. I am the boat. I will miss the boat and all the comedy that came with it. NEXT DISASTER PLEASE!!!

[Erika Dumencu @Buffiedee23]

"I go Russia" is the new "no"

[90 Day Fiance Trash @90daytrash]

My favorite phrase from this season is and will be : “I GO RUSSIA”. You piss me off? I GO RUSSIA. Something wrong happens. I GO RUSSIA. Works for every situation. #90DayFiance #tlc

[Erika Dumencu @Buffiedee23]

I simply cannot have a day without watching parking ticket show. It motivates me.

[Erika Dumencu @Buffiedee23]

Jeebus fucking Christ we need another Farm Aid for those poor poor meth farmers....

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Serious question, are white men okay?