Faux Andy Reid

Head buffoon football coach for the Kansas City Chefs/Chiefs. Also Professor who teaches by example Clock Management to football coaches. And I ❤️ junk food.

[Faux Andy Reid @BuffoonInKC]

@BlaiseInKC Many others out there prefer thicker frosting. And many people out there are FAT!

[Faux Andy Reid @BuffoonInKC]

The @Eagles kicker has got to do a better job https://t.co/7vGJZXPJPV

[Sam Farmer @LATimesfarmer]

Have to do the little things, like making extra points.

[Faux Andy Reid @BuffoonInKC]

I was a Super Bowl "winner" when I was QB coach for Holmgren in GB. Didn't matter at all in Eagles last Super Bowl loss, did it? My clock management skills are as good as how you pronounce letter "R" (that from you sounds as "W"). https://t.co/QVf9KURBgv

[Merrill Reese @mreeseeagles]

All set to head to Minneapolis with the team on Sunday. None of the players seem wide eyed or nervous. I think it helps that seven Eagles have been on Super Bowl winners. They will share their experiences with their teammates. The pre game jitters are normal for everyone.

[Faux Andy Reid @BuffoonInKC]

He should put on 300 pounds so at least his body can resemble mine! https://t.co/e9koxbaURb

[The Reverend Reiderson @ChipReiderson]

"Do you think that Doug Pederson would look more like a coaching genius if he wore a hoodie instead of a visor? 610-632-0975!"

[Faux Andy Reid @BuffoonInKC]

I know my unique offensive play calling and clock management have prepared Mewill Weese well for calling Super Bowl losses! https://t.co/yCRv50ii3S

[Merrill Reese @mreeseeagles]

What a game. Never did I expect total domination. Nick Foles played a career game. Doug Pederson’s play calling was superb. Every segment of this team was outstanding. This was for the best fans in the NFL. We’ll analyze the Patriots later. For the next few days enjoy this win.

[Faux Andy Reid @BuffoonInKC]

Other than @TonyBrunoShow most of the media is as soft on me as my stomach. https://t.co/pSpS61CNa1

[Jim Rome @jimrome]

KC has had some brutal home playoff losses. This has to be the worst.

[Faux Andy Reid @BuffoonInKC]

I have got to do a better job!

[Faux Andy Reid @BuffoonInKC]

@BlaiseInKC My coaching is worse - it certainly does not age well.

[Faux Andy Reid @BuffoonInKC]

@TonyBrunoShow @mlombardiNFL My coaching and clock management is on full display right now, on free TV, for all to watch!

[Faux Andy Reid @BuffoonInKC]

@TonyBrunoShow Looks like the KC Chefs implosion could happen now, unless I do a better job.

[Faux Andy Reid @BuffoonInKC]

Every time I coach in a big game, I am sure @TonyBrunoShow will laugh at my clock management skills and the "I have to do a better job" presser that folllows after the certain loss. Like clockwork!

[Faux Andy Reid @BuffoonInKC]

@JamesPalmerTV @TonyBrunoShow Even when I am Santa, I have got to do a much better job with my clock management.

[Faux Andy Reid @BuffoonInKC]

I can never make my mind up what to order. Mark Mangino and Charlie Weis could attest!

[Faux Andy Reid @BuffoonInKC]

My buffoonery is ALWAYS on the menu!

[Faux Andy Reid @BuffoonInKC]

@TonyBrunoShow In this game, is my disciple Doug Pederson making you miss me now?

[Faux Andy Reid @BuffoonInKC]

I have got to do a better job. https://t.co/UpMDeiQIKh

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Final frame.

#KCvsNYJ #ChiefsKingdom

[Faux Andy Reid @BuffoonInKC]

I should give up junk food as well. As KC Chef fans will discover, me giving up offensive play calling will NOT affect my clock/choke management ability. Right @mitchholthus? https://t.co/Q805M5yUUo

[Faux Andy Reid @BuffoonInKC]

@TonyBrunoShow Nothing says success in the NFL than my constant stupid clock management failures and bad offensive play calling, while I make millions every year being employed as an NFL head coach. https://t.co/NpIyQ1KYMM

[Tony Bruno Show @TonyBrunoShow]

Nothing says success in #collegefootball like hoping to play in a meaningless bowl game by finishing 6-6. #CFBPlayoff

[Faux Andy Reid @BuffoonInKC]

Don't forget @TonyBrunoShow had me pegged as a fraud and a tease in the 1990s. https://t.co/8NnCWZ8MBN

[Faux Andy Reid @BuffoonInKC]

I have got to do a better job. https://t.co/DJglpwENDq

[Sunday Night Football on NBC @SNFonNBC]

Andy Reid: It’s the quarterback’s responsibility to get offense in rhythm https://t.co/HfpM3t46Ad