Kunohichi8

[🦇🎃𝕾𝖆𝖈𝖗𝖎𝖋𝖎𝖈𝖎𝖆𝖑 𝖑𝖆𝖒𝖇🎃🦇 @littlesadlamb12]

The pink blush on Wei Ying's cheeks, and the size difference even when he's in his Yiling Laozu form, he's SO in heat 😩😩

[Tahto @lessertahto]

Lan Wangji is able to read Sizhui’s face just as much as Sizhui can read his. He knows when Sizhui’s smile is genuine, and when it really means ‘fuck off’. So when he sees him smile at Jin Ling, he’s confused because that’s the face he makes when he wants to eat something…

Oh.

[Ahnty | AllXian ❤️ 🔺️ @VAhntares]

LJY: I need u to kick me out of the clan for 5 minutes!
LQR: What?!
LJY: Pleease!
LQR: Fine...
LJY, to a cultivator: u son of a bitch, I'm not a Lan now, so I'll tell u every damn truth and all the gossip about ur fcking life!
LQR: Lan JingYi!
WWX: No, no. He's got 4 minutes left

[vamp ☆ i love wwx @honeyvampx]

wwx after marrying lwj and finding out hes rich rich and all of lwjs money is also his money

[ranger @_@ at nite @rokokonomi]

omega losing his virginity in a seedy bar bathroom, but when the alpha knots him and ties them together, he grips him by the waist and unlocks the door to swagger out, showing off his prize and the fat bulge in the Omega's belly.

[👻❄️Glaziola❄️Danmei & Multifandom Era👻 @TmNacht]

Canon
#MDZS #WangXian

[Ahnty | AllXian ❤️ 🔺️ @VAhntares]

PregXian, eight months pregnant, hugs his little radish tight as he cries and cries. A-Yuan thinks his baba is finally going to have a baby of his own, and he's dying of jealousy, certain he'll stop being his son, his little one.

[treasure’s busy era irl (╯_╰) | open 📌 pls @bibble4321]

i want lz to suffer and be cock blocked by his children he swears up and down the next will be like wy only for all of them to take after him in terms of possessiveness regarding wy bc that’s THEIR mama wy no longer belongs to lz and somehow they still have time for everyday

[Ahnty | AllXian ❤️ 🔺️ @VAhntares]

WWX: Excuse me, I need a different doctor to see me 🥹🥲

LWJ: Reason? 😒

WWX: I came in for a basic checkup, but seeing you, I'm pretty sure I'm about to present with tachycardia, cold sweats, and a fever 😣🥺

LWJ: ... 😐
LWJ: I get off at 5 🙂

WWX: Coffee? 🥺❤️

LWJ: Mn 🙂❤️

[🪭 @cagayakeomi]

Idol Wei Ying gets kidnapped by stalker Lan Zhan.

Wei Ying is forced to watch his own broadcast about his missing person case, and Lan Zhan shoves his face into the TV while fucking him, saying,”Why can’t you just settle down and be my trophy wife, YingYing?”

[| baobao݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ʷˣ (IN UNI HELL) @baobaoxian_]

I will NEVERR get tired of fics where Lan Wangji finds foxxian all filthy and hurt so he takes him home and washes him and treats his cuts and in the morning he suddenly has gorgeous man sleeping next to him

[Zian🐇✨ @zianontheclouds]

I'm sure it's done before but

Secretly married actors wangxian are casted in an explicit BL series together as the main leads

The world is shocked because how can two actors who hate each other and are famous for never doing extremely intimate scenes are now ready to shoot p*rn

[vamp ☆ i love wwx @honeyvampx]

omegaxian being forced to marry lwj, they dont even know each other, until one week before the wedding a billionare ceo offers wwx 1 million to leave because he wants his omega son to marry lwj instead... 😳😳🤭🤭🤭

[fran ‼️ @ricesinsoup_]

thinking about the amount of times sizhui must've had to go with jingyi's terribly obvious lies while growing up
#mdzs

[Kunohichi8 @BuffyOtaku]

@VAhntares It's perfect🤣🤣🤣

[Ahnty | AllXian ❤️ 🔺️ @VAhntares]

JC: Did you really lose your memory? 🤨🤨🤨

WWX: Yes. Can you tell me your name again?

JC: Go to hell... Look, I want to believe you, but you haven't left Hanguang-Jun's lap and you won't stop kissing him. Which is pretty questionable...

[The Shen Yuan Nightmare @reneetulle]

The biggest joke out of the MDZS fandom is people genuinely try to say Madam Yu and Jiang Cheng are politically savvy when they're just stupidly impulsive due to their entitlement as nobles

[こず @_kozu]

キスの場所で22のお題、まとめ①
#忘羨　#魔道祖師

[huli jing wwx @sweetlolixo]

silvery eyes meet silver wraith butterflies
🦋hua cheng/wei wuxian, wangxian side ship
🦋17k, rated T, romance
🦋in order to survive, weiying traces out an ancient, forbidden array in demon-slaughtering cave. he ends up in ghost city—and meets hua cheng.
🦋https://t.co/vnr5cWQOGH

[mitch | juniors tt fic in 📌 @mitchfeather]

what if after wy died, suibian sealed, lz wakes up to see a red light wrapped around bichen, it responds to his touch but no one else can see it, he feels bichen responding to it with the same grief he does towards wy

maybe for a while he thinks it's a piece of wy, one that -