(P)ew, David

It's my party and I'll die if I want to.
(he/him)

[(P)ew, David @BugCatcherDavid]

I pretty much only retweet and lurk. I'm not funny enough to be here.

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

the alphabet finding out that a number won “word of the year”

[(P)ew, David @BugCatcherDavid]

@musical_afro I can't report because you're not a celebrity, I guess.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive

[(P)ew, David @BugCatcherDavid]

@musical_afro https://t.co/7amw1XdxvA

I just scrolled forever because I remembered this exact tweet and my dumb brain thought "omg, Honey Revenge"

[Sinnoh🌙 @sinnoh_CEO]

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked kricketune and he said delelele whoooop!

[(P)ew, David @BugCatcherDavid]

@musical_afro Actually, same.

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i hope they kill each other like beta fish

[niko @saintniko]

Imagine ripping a cig in Cerulean city

[(P)ew, David @BugCatcherDavid]

@PopCrave 🍅🍅🍅

[sofia is quite the pyro ❤️‍🔥💃 @taylorisdownbad]

just know that if you voted for him you’re beneath me. i don’t respect you, i don’t like you, i don’t wanna hear anything you have to say about literally anything. you’re just terrible, uneducated, gullible children in the bodies of adults

[maha @mahaaaay]

“THE ohio state university” shut THE fuck up

[ava ☆ @nicovelvets]

the “transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison” in question

[(P)ew, David @BugCatcherDavid]

bratcan

[(P)ew, David @BugCatcherDavid]

I know this is poo crave, but this is actually how I found out that she's with Benji Madden.

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Cameron Diaz shares the reason behind naming her newborn son Lumpia:

“Well, it was the last thing I ate”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“fuck this job”
*goes to work*

[ivy | timeline DEI hire @flowersfromivy]

me on the groupchat after 8pm
https://t.co/vgUetcZCHw

[April @aprilglick]

please let me back into the coconut tree I would no longer like to exist in this context

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Corporations on July 1st

[Brigitte Bandit💖 @BrigitteBandit]

Hi Marjorie! I’m Brigitte and I’m the queen in the clip. I’m born female and not a man. You are just proving that gender is socially constructed and have no idea what you’re talking about and why you should have no say in our lives.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

donkey