BugthePug

I'm a dog.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Kamala Harris has made history. https://t.co/oaiZpnB1sB

[Cesar Millan @cesarmillan]

The incredible “Monkey” once again. My friend Omar is sure an amazing trainer.

[Beth Nakamura @bethnakamura]

While nat'l convo / various narratives take root, on ground here there are always testimonies of lived racism, pain, injustice & moments like this👇so often lost to late night events as they typically unfold #PortlandProtest #PDXprotest

[BugthePug @BuggoPuggo]

@UCalifornia_IT @Andriola_UC @cityvisionsKALW can u tell my mom 2 give me more treets she works 4 u in IT

[BugthePug @BuggoPuggo]

never leave the kitchen when ur parents r cooking. u have 2 help them clean the floor if they drop something. #dogadvice

[BugthePug @BuggoPuggo]

dad no let me sleep

[BugthePug @BuggoPuggo]

if ur mom gives u spinach chew it and spit it out and then keep doing that forever

[BugthePug @BuggoPuggo]

@RockyRussellDog WAS IT A BURGLUR IM ALWAYS STOPPIN THOSE

[BugthePug @BuggoPuggo]

if ur hungry ask ur mom 4 food. she wont give u any but shes clumsy so she might drop some. #dogadvice

[BugthePug @BuggoPuggo]

i luv my #pugwigs from @nbcsnl. this 1 is the Alice Cooper. bet u didnt kno I was a rock star! #heck #surprise

#buggopuggo #bugthepug #alicecooper #pugs #pugsoffacebook #dogs #dogsoffacebooj #blep #snl #jonahhill

[BugthePug @BuggoPuggo]

if u get offered pizza always eat it. never say no to pizza. even ground pizza. yummmm #dogadvice #bugthepug

[BugthePug @BuggoPuggo]

dont eat raw potato. it doesnt taste good.

[BugthePug @BuggoPuggo]

early 2 bed early 2 rise is dumb go back 2 bed im sleepy

[Eric Proton @EricProton]

Takes a screencap so he can subtweet like Gaston

[BugthePug @BuggoPuggo]

Barleywine is life. #dogadvice #dogsoftwitter

[BugthePug @BuggoPuggo]

if a ball fits in ur mouth then its ur ball #dogadvice #dogsoftwitter

[BugthePug @BuggoPuggo]

if u dont hav peanut butter get peanut butter #dogadvice #dogsoftwitter

[BugthePug @BuggoPuggo]

If ur havin a bad day, eat bacon #pugadvice #dogadvice

[BugthePug @BuggoPuggo]

if ur tired take a nap on something soft. u could try hard but its not as comfy. #dogadvice

[BugthePug @BuggoPuggo]

if ur sad look at pictures of food. thats what cheers me up. #dogadvice