Buggy Simulation

Wake up.

[Buggy Simulation @BuggySimulation]

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[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Judge rules Workday must face claims that its AI hiring tools discriminated against disabled applicants, Black job seekers, women, & people over 40.

[Vaibhav Sisinty @VaibhavSisinty]

This is genuinely wild. 🤯

A Japanese AI lab just built a model that matches Claude Fable 5 performance.

It's called Sakana Fugu, and it was built in Tokyo by a co-author of the original Transformer paper.

The guy who helped invent the architecture every AI runs on just built something that sits on top of all of them.

But here's the twist. Fugu isn't one giant model. It's a coordinator. You send one API call, and it decides which frontier model handles which part of the problem, runs them together, and hands back a single answer better than any of them could produce alone.

SWE-Bench Pro: Fugu Ultra scores 73.7. Claude Opus 4.8 scores 69.2. GPT-5.5 scores 58.6.

And because the model pool is swappable, if any provider gets export-controlled overnight, Fugu just routes around it.

[Buggy Simulation @BuggySimulation]

@elonmusk "But it's expensive!"

Yeah, it's expensive to stay alive.

[Buggy Simulation @BuggySimulation]

@Humannoyed_b @OpenSourceZone @DatosAme24 Venezuela has been toppled by the US so you can mark it red too.

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@elonmusk @ThaisEscufon @leparisien Televised.

[Buggy Simulation @BuggySimulation]

@LozzaFox cuz mom often aint doing it, based on the voting data

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Karl’s Dad was cool

[Buggy Simulation @BuggySimulation]

WTF

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: The NSA confirms Mythos “broke into almost all of our classified systems, not in weeks, but in hours”

[Buggy Simulation @BuggySimulation]

@Holden_Culotta omg 😭😭

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

This is how I know without a doubt she’s a woman.

[Seth Dillon @SethDillon]

Manufacturing a deadly virus only to turn around and play the hero who saves the world from it — that's what supervillains do in movies and comics.

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

Never forget that Democrats STILL advocate for this in 2026

[Buggy Simulation @BuggySimulation]

@JackPosobiec Same.

[Buggy Simulation @BuggySimulation]

Send them back? It's pretty simple.

[New York Post @nypost]

Alleged 'ringleader' behind drone attack plot for White House UFC event ID'd as illegal immigrant https://t.co/WFBqkI2Gzy

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

@mariashriver @amyklobuchar Why don’t you give up all of your money to the government? They allow this. Do you need help finding the button on the website?

[KanekoaTheGreat @KanekoaTheGreat]

Today the European Parliament voted 418-218 to pass the strictest migration law in EU history.

When the result was announced, MEPs started chanting.

"Send them back."

Inside the parliament chamber. On the floor. In 2026.

Here's what the law actually does:

— Deportation orders now apply across all EU member states. You can't evade removal by crossing a border.

— Detention before deportation extended from 6 months to 30 months. Unlimited for security threats.

— "Return hubs" in third countries. Migrants can be transferred outside the EU while awaiting deportation — including families with children.

— Automatic deportation stays while appeals are pending? Gone. Courts decide case by case.

— Entry bans double from 5 to 10 years. Lifetime bans for security risks.

Currently only about 20% of people ordered deported from the EU actually leave.

For years European leaders told voters that open borders and mass migration were non-negotiable — that wanting enforcement meant you were a fascist.

418 Members of the European Parliament just disagreed.

Trump proved his immigration policies were popular enough to win elections.

After a wave of right-wing electoral gains across the continent, Europe is following in his footsteps.

And the Overton Window is getting kicked off its hinges.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

European Union passes a measure to surge mass deportations across the region.

[🇺🇸 Mike Davis 🇺🇸 @mrddmia]

Keir Starmer should be publicly tried then executed.

[Buggy Simulation @BuggySimulation]

No jail time???

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

OMG

Denver Public Schools Board just voted UNANIMOUSLY to DISMISS lgbtq teacher Jennifer Honka after she reportedly made female students kiss each other and graded them on it

What is going on in these schools?!