Not to brag but LOOK AT THIS LINE FOR AUTOGRAPH SIGNING at Super King Market in Pomona! Fine, yeah, need some work on my core demographics but just wait till the book comes out.
Someone please tweet โEnGROSSing!โ as a description of the book so it can be featured on the cover. Be great if your account name is TheRealJKRowling or NYTBookReviewsRUs.
Anyone interested in joining me for a pint of extra growth hormone cream top, look for the short, green supastah wearing a Guess Jeans hoodie (up) and sunglasses down at the Original Farmer's Market in the usual spot. There all day.