Shit Corey Says

Quotes & RT's from 1/3 of the podcast show Matt And Corey Talk Too Much.

[Shit Corey Says @Buh_Da_Tap]

Over & Out

[Corey Millett @coreytheimpaler]

Got a grip on one of my favorite porn stars, Alexis Texas, last night.

[Corey Millett @coreytheimpaler]

Man it's as nice outside today as it is between Kate Uptons butt cheeks.

[Corey Millett @coreytheimpaler]

Ooooh Yeeeaaah, yup.
Yeeeeaaah, yup yup.

#snapchat - coreytheimpaler
#lmao #lol #stupid https://t.co/bYLwdHtyas

[Corey Millett @coreytheimpaler]

Been there

[Corey Millett @coreytheimpaler]

@Smodlover @shannyedge @Spector_Vision @MattandCorey if u don't like ur ass ate its obvious ur insecure about ur ass. Let me fix that

[Corey Millett @coreytheimpaler]

Rhage 💚

Thank you prettypittiepaws for her blanket. She's won't get off of it. https://t.co/B9ncOo9GGg

[The Secret Stash @The_SecretStash]

What you need is a fatty, boombatty blunt #Mallrats

[Shit Corey Says @Buh_Da_Tap]

"Alright, so what we're about to do to Matt right now is electrocute him."

Episode 91

[Shit Corey Says @Buh_Da_Tap]

"You don't just walk around asking people for blowjobs, even though I've done it."

Episode 91

[Shit Corey Says @Buh_Da_Tap]

"It's only gay if its gay."

Episode 91

[Shit Corey Says @Buh_Da_Tap]

"and then I told him we should get together and count the wrinkles on our butt holes."

Episode 91

[Shit Corey Says @Buh_Da_Tap]

"A loaf of bread a day keeps the clap away."

Episode 91

[Shit Corey Says @Buh_Da_Tap]

"Do you know what LD-50 stands for?"

Episode 91

[Shit Corey Says @Buh_Da_Tap]

"Dick Chunks"

Episode 91

[Baby K @beadysass]

Day 8 #TESDADVENT2015 @TellEmSteveDave @BQQuinn @sundayjeff @dequinn @MaxwellClassic Respect my Money! https://t.co/AzuwuIGCPy

[TESDgroupie @tesdgroupie]

#WaltWednesday all I can say is #TESD4ever... 🐜💜 🌍🐢🐒 TESD⚡️ #YOHO
and remember that laughter is the best medicine

[Shit Corey Says @Buh_Da_Tap]

"I'll fuckin put the tip of my dick in your mouth, for 15 extra dollars, shit."

Episode 90

[ZenCast @ZenCastFM]

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[GrumpySkeletor @GrumpySkeletor]

Just captured these two pricks. How's your day going?