Bryan Jan

[Bryan Jan @Buhjanjan]

I find it highly distressing that I texted one of my friends "aye aye captain" and they didn't respond "I can't hear you"

[Bryan Jan @Buhjanjan]

Do antivaxxers vaccinate their pets? #showerthoughts #realquestions #felineautism

[Bryan Jan @Buhjanjan]

If I become a colorectal doc or a prostate doc, please refer to me as Dr. DRE.

[Bryan Jan @Buhjanjan]

I don’t want people to see me while I’m posing for pictures, but I want the pictures for which I’m posing to be seen 🧐🧐🧐 #showerthoughts #hmm

[Bryan Jan @Buhjanjan]

Did you know hex #2f3c54 is also known as Behr Napoleon Blue? #whoknew #mygoodness #sackofblue

[Bryan Jan @Buhjanjan]

What the consensus on wearing sleeveless white coats for days over 100 degrees? #professionalism #medstudents #itshot #summerplease

[Bryan Jan @Buhjanjan]

I just learned that you can refrigerate avocados to keep them from ripening further.. and my life has low-key been changed #avocadohmygosh #isthiscommonknowledge #protip #lpt

[Bryan Jan @Buhjanjan]

If I approached studying for USMLE Step 1 like I did some classes in undergrad, I’d be here like, you mean to tell me the anatomy of a dog’s prostate isn’t high yield? #oopswrongchapter #whenindoubtpickC #idontknowwhatimdoing #strugs

[Bryan Jan @Buhjanjan]

You don’t really appreciate the value of each day until it’s the last few days before a big test #liveyourbestlife #lastminutecramming #showerthoughts #infotodayratio

[Bryan Jan @Buhjanjan]

How is it I can go the entire week without even thinking of Chick-fil-a, but once Sunday hits, it’s all I want? #wheremynugsat? #gottagetthemwafflecut #missingyoualready @ChickfilA please

[Bryan Jan @Buhjanjan]

You know you’ve hit a new low when you use a stethoscope as earplugs to study for #USMLEStepOne at clinic.... #thisismylifenow #studentstruggles #medicalstudent

[Bryan Jan @Buhjanjan]

You know you've been studying too much when you start making comparisons between your group of friends and hemoglobin... Each time someone gets in a relationship, the rest of us feel more pressured to finding one too #tauttorelaxed do you feel the #bioCHEMISTRY #medicalstudent

[Bryan Jan @Buhjanjan]

When you fail, just get back up and try again... unless you're end-stage organ failure... not much getting back from that #byebye #cannotresuscitate #demotivational

[Bryan Jan @Buhjanjan]

I just saw an older man hit both buttons of an elevator and walk away without turning back #noregret #noremorse #sly

[Bryan Jan @Buhjanjan]

You know you’ve grown up when you can start being diagnosed with osteomalacia rather than rickets #adulting #imabigkidnow #medicalstudent #itsliterallythedefinition

[Bryan Jan @Buhjanjan]

Funny that you can’t spell ‘studying’ without ‘dying’ 🤔🤔🤔#stuDYINGinside #grim #punny? #emotown

[Bryan Jan @Buhjanjan]

If an Indian person lets down their parents, is it a DESIppointment? #pun #yourewelcomeworld #ethnic #india #ineedfriends

[Bryan Jan @Buhjanjan]

When you’re so far into the study grind you start questioning whether you brushed your teeth this morning #didI? #Idid... #didntI?!? #studyday2

[Bryan Jan @Buhjanjan]

Words are vehicles for ideas... like little boats for knowledge #showerthoughts #thinkaboutit #mindblown #choochoo

[Bryan Jan @Buhjanjan]

The real benefit of a medical education is finally having a name for all these self-diagnoses