Noisy the Singing Rat

April Fool’s does not have a monopoly on jokes

[Noisy the Singing Rat @Bujjake]

Hi @SAS, on JFK–CPH flight today, pulled from my paid exit row seat pre-boarding for being “too dirty” Reseated randomly, separated from my group, downgraded boarding group. A companion with the same issue got moved to first class. Need real follow-up ASAP.

[violet 🧠🐀 @daintysloth]

“coca cola can clean rust off a car” ok? good. i don’t want rust in my stomach

[James @JURYLEGEND]

gays be like “pics from my photoshoot” and “new modeling pics” and it’s really just pictures taken by the local pervert with a camera for free

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

gay people seeing the color green in public https://t.co/YgHeZomhuU

[Aoife @leafylane16]

Oh I love her music!

[Christina Holland 🐀 @americanwombat]

Didn't get to see the end of the cool dream I was having. Because of woke

[CLAIRE @ask4claire]

when i get to the sea i wanna hear those

[Mela Yela @_melayela_]

Real Housewives Of Nastlanta

[Noisy the Singing Rat @Bujjake]

@rachhrachhrachh I feel like she was probably referring to Selena’s lupus bc she was asked about Ariana in the beginning but who is to say

[Soham @king26_sk]

your 20s are all about repeatedly rediscovering basic facts like "I feel better when I wash my face" or "eating breakfast is actually a great idea"

[Noisy the Singing Rat @Bujjake]

@tayausjax Question: how old do you think Gen Z is??

[Morgan Letters @oldirtybradley]

She thinks she just fell out of a coconut tree

[aaliyah @plant_sequoias]

left her husband, hooked up with her ex, and got a nose job all in the same week. she is the people’s princess.

[Trudicat Candle @TrudicatC]

Kudos for trading that, for investing

[Ti- Ti @miz_irritating]

If we were TWO Lego blocks even the Harvard University Graduating class of 2010 couldn't put us back together again

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

bread lowkey gets moldy too fast... i have a life

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

it can be so over 6 times, as long as you’re so back 7 times