BukolaG

Big, Bold, Beautiful 🥰

[👑K I N G👑 @kingsuleiman27]

Before you marry, let me remind you this:

Your wife’s body is likely not to be the same after childbirth.

If you think this will be a problem for you, marriage is not for you.

[Uzane @uzanethegoat]

poverty
tribalism
religion
illiteracy

the four pillars of nigeria’s doom.

[Olusegun Bakare𓃵 @theboyisgreat]

Cement raise from N2500 to N12,000 in just 3 years and you call it good governance.

Agbako buruku ni pupo yin.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

You're on the TL abusing me because you support APC but you're begging me for N50k to complete your rent. I really don't understand it. Slavery is really an interesting concept.

Suffer no dey tire you?

The beauty of Twitter is that, when you leave this app, you'll face your reality.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

I hope you find a befitting opportunity but I'll pay 50K for your next photography gig.

Find someone and shoot for free.

Is it possible for 19 more people to join me in doing the same?

We raise 1M for him - and he spends the rest of the month shooting people for free. 🙏

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

This is so painful and so sad 😢 😭 😢

Who will save our dear country?

You can just hear this guy’s deep pain 😢

[Kehinde Favour @Kehtography_]

I’m not lazy,I’m not afraid of hard work,I just need an open door. Whether it’s a job opportunity, a car to drive for Uber, or a connection that leads somewhere, I’m ready to give it my all. Please watch, share, and help me reach the right person. A retweet could change my life.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Dem fit involve you for settings make them still no connect you.

That you have a seat at the table doesn't mean you're part of the team.

Lo opolo e. 🧏🏾‍♂️

[BukolaG @BukolaG2]

@omo_Akinbile Congratulations 🎊

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

100% approve of this.

You can draw a straight line behind the exceptionality of Asian students to how they're not forced to learn basic concepts in languages that's not their mothertongue.

When they get to English class, let them learn English.

[Nnamdi 🦅 @_Nsznn]

Pure water used to be N5
Pepsi used to be N35
Gala used to be N50
Egg roll used to be N50
Egg used to be N25
Puff puff used to be N10
Bread used to be N100
Fuel used to be N70

All these was less than 10 years ago

[MR MACFORD 𓃵 👑 @mr_macford]

God realized the stupidity of African leaders and decided to spare us natural disasters because naturally we’re a disaster!

[Timi Dakolo @timidakolo]

Dear brotherly, you Dey try. You Dey try well well.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

It’s 28 days since Oyo children were taken.
It’s 28 days since Oyo children were taken.
It’s 28 days since Oyo children were taken.
It’s 28 days since Oyo children were taken.
It’s 28 days since Oyo children were taken.

Pls keep speaking up.
Pls share for the world to see this.

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Little CHILDREN got kidnapped by bandits and are beaten up mercilessly everyday and the Nation is silent. No shutdown.

A struggling community teacher was kidnapped in Oyo State and beheaded, gruesomely murdered and the NUT and the entire Yoruba nation is silent.

Unimaginable!

[Oku @oku_yungx]

You will think you are safe until it happens to you 💔

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Try dey comot. Na outside you go meet people.

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Another perfect day to clear up some common misconceptions.

Listen:

1. You don't NEED antibiotics when you have a cold.

2. You CANNOT shift anybody's womb. You cannot even reach it. Don't be stupid.

3. Diabetes is NOT caused by adding too much sugar to your garri.

4. For the last time, Typhoid is NOT malaria and malaria is not Tyforce. Stop diagnosing yourself of typhoid everytime you are ill or have a fever or stomach upset.

5. Hypertension ISN'T caused just by too much thinking.

6. You CANNOT "flush" ur system of illness by "pissing all the sickness away". They LIED to you..6. Your body doesn't need daily supplements. Just eat normally and healthy.

7. You do not need a special kind of tea to flush your system. You are not a public toilet.

8. Putting spoon in a person's mouth during a convulsion will NOT stop ANY convulsion.

9. Taking "Hampicloss" after sexual intercourse will NOT protect you from sexually transmitted infections or pregnancy.

10. Stop the daily douching and stop washing your vaginas with antiseptics. You are only exposing yourself to infections.

Oh... and this one is very important:

Slimming tea CANNOT remove all that fat. It will only make you purge till you are dehydrated (if you are very religious with it) and land you in the accident and emergency of the nearest teaching hospital to you. Go to a Gym, work out and DIET!

Pass it on if you care.

[Madesse @LadyCharrr1]

GOD knows how much I hate feeling like a burden to anyone.😭

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

Do not rush out of the slippery bathroom to pick your calls. Cultivate the habit of calling back when you are done instead. Airtime is far cheaper than brain surgery.