Chris Ramsey's Bulge

Chris Ramsey's loyal, pert and ever willing friend... Chief advisor and personal appendage of Lord Christopher Ramsey...

[Chris Ramsey's Bulge @BulgeChris]

@IAmChrisRamsey Guess who's back... Raging and pumped... Standing tall again and ready to enter into anything which comes my way...

[Chris Ramsey's Bulge @BulgeChris]

How about ‘a turnip’? #NUFC

[j.o. @nettydoor]

@BROWEA @JamesMakey1917 @NUFC I don't wish to fall out with anyone, and people are entitled to their opinion but to refer to Steve Bruce as a "Idiot" is so wrong.

[Chris Ramsey's Bulge @BulgeChris]

He’s on about playing me up front! Otherwise you’re absolutely bang on… #NUFC

[Chris Ramsey's Bulge @BulgeChris]

Who’s been upsetting Daddy turnip? Came in from work today, kicked me across the kitchen while mumbling something about the ‘bloody PIF’… Tried to cheer him up with a little rendition of Swede Caroline, but he threatened to stew me! #NUFC

[Chris Ramsey's Bulge @BulgeChris]

@IAmChrisRamsey Praying there’s a sketch of me, in honour of my contribution, on the back page… it wouldn’t be a book without it!

[Chris Ramsey's Bulge @BulgeChris]

@IAmChrisRamsey @4pmWineTimeBaby Don’t get any ideas Skipper!!! @IAmChrisRamsey

[Chris Ramsey's Bulge @BulgeChris]

Never mind the book, is it bath night tonight Skipper?

#ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed

[Chris Ramsey @IAmChrisRamsey]

There is another event getting announced soon that doesn’t include the book in the ticket price. Wait for that one!
And thanks 😊

[Chris Ramsey's Bulge @BulgeChris]

I’ll be standing proudly in front of Skipper when the moment comes...

[Penguin Live @penguinlive]

We couldn’t be MORE excited for this 🙌🏽🎉

[Chris Ramsey's Bulge @BulgeChris]

Oh Rosie Ramsey! Can you ask Skipper to do the same please! Fed up of being cooped up like a shrink wrapped salami!

[Chris and Rosie Ramsey @4pmWineTimeBaby]

Might not wear any pants. 🤷🏼‍♀️😏

[Chris Ramsey's Bulge @BulgeChris]

15 days since this was announced and still not a thank you or special mention... Sure I played my part...

Do you know how ‘hard’ it is, being ‘tossed’ to one side. I’m not even in the picture!

#shaggedmarriedannoyed
#sma

[Chris and Rosie Ramsey @4pmWineTimeBaby]

‘4pm wine time BABY’ coming January 2021.... 🤰🏼💗💙🌈

[Chris Ramsey's Bulge @BulgeChris]

Didn’t realise dogs laid eggs!

[Chris Ramsey @IAmChrisRamsey]

MORNING!

[Chris Ramsey's Bulge @BulgeChris]

@IAmChrisRamsey @Rosemarino @Theeastwinguk Boring as fuck for me... Sat there, cooped up, being randomly fondled, with two sweaty bollocks and listening to the same stories on repeat. Can’t wait till we do Naked Attraction next month. I’ll have my moment...

[Chris Ramsey's Bulge @BulgeChris]

@IAmChrisRamsey

Ye divent need an old metre stick from school to poke people away with Skipper!

Just say the word... 😉

[Chris Ramsey's Bulge @BulgeChris]

@Boakiebird @reallorraine @IAmChrisRamsey

[Chris Ramsey's Bulge @BulgeChris]

@IAmChrisRamsey @PenguinUKBooks @MichaelJBooks Morning Skipper, hope you’re keeping safe and well? 😉

[Chris Ramsey's Bulge @BulgeChris]

As well as drinking household bleach...

Apparently, shoving one of those massive, rechargeable, 1million candela torches from B&M up your arse, also cures Covid-19... #powerfullight @IAmChrisRamsey

[Chris Ramsey's Bulge @BulgeChris]

@IAmChrisRamsey Skipper, do you think you need to put the disinfectant on a cloth first before attempting to clean your lungs, or just inhale it?

[Chris Ramsey's Bulge @BulgeChris]

@Rosemarino Is that my new nickname?

[Chris Ramsey's Bulge @BulgeChris]

@ghud68 Who is the knacker hanging out of your shorts?

Is it Donald Trump...

[Chris Ramsey's Bulge @BulgeChris]

@Rosemarino Skipper in 2081 Rosie... He ages well don’t you think?