Evan B. Jaynes

he/him | My anaconda don't want none unless you got puns, hun
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[Evan B. Jaynes @BullCityBowler]

And with that I'm done with this god forsaken app. May i never say a single thing about the pile of shit that is the Indiana Pacers on the new app.

[Evan B. Jaynes @BullCityBowler]

The Indiana Pacers are such dogshit it's embarrassing.

[Evan B. Jaynes @BullCityBowler]

The greatest indictment of the Mavericks and Knicks is losing to such a sorry excuse for a basketball team

[Evan B. Jaynes @BullCityBowler]

https://t.co/G6okvbQnjB

Things are going very well over there. I recommend it

[Evan B. Jaynes @BullCityBowler]

Why am I crying

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

Klay Thompson is forever a legend in The Bay.

[Evan B. Jaynes @BullCityBowler]

"What's that number?"

"One hundred thirty-six"

"Hmm it should be a 5 digit number"

"Yes it is"

"Ok can you repeat the number?"

"One hundred thirty-six"

"That's only 3 digits"

"No it's five... 1-0-0-3-6"

[Evan B. Jaynes @BullCityBowler]

jesus christ

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Another injury blow to New Orleans: Pelicans guard Jose Alvarado is expected to miss six weeks due to a hamstring injury, sources told ESPN.

New Orleans is now without Alvarado, Zion Williamson, Herb Jones, Dejounte Murray, CJ McCollum and Jordan Hawkins.

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

“with the guts of a cat burglar”

[Polymarket Hoops @PolymarketHoops]

Tyrese Haliburton & Bennedict Mathurin are the first duo in Pacers history to each score 35+ PTS in the same game.

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

analysis: bennedict mathurin is really freaking good

[Evan B. Jaynes @BullCityBowler]

I am irrational about Bennedict Mathurin

[Evan B. Jaynes @BullCityBowler]

I am becoming irrational about Bennedict Mathurin

[gojo d. kida ☾ elbaph @planofdissent]

sanji before he goes on a side quest every arc

[rion 🇻🇪 @peronyawns]

there's a feeling in my heart while watching this i can't describe

[Evan B. Jaynes @BullCityBowler]

Wait... do yall really not have this??? All these years I just assumed that was a standard smartphone feature???

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

ngl Apple cookin with this update

[Benjamin Solak @BenjaminSolak]

This man got tackled at the 1 yard line

[Evan B. Jaynes @BullCityBowler]

feeling really good about my bet that someone gets eaten by a live tiger during the college football season

[Piper Hutchinson @ByPiperHutch]

A live tiger will attend the LSU-Alabama football game Saturday in Baton Rouge  but it won’t be its resident mascot, Mike VII. #lalege #lagov

https://t.co/xbOMGDqUWB

[Rose - Too Many Luffies! Zine Mod @twisted_rose127]

Dearest Luffy,

My country needs you. I will have several kinds of roasted meats waiting when you get here.

Sincerely,
An American

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

It’s always Haliburton.