Johnny Sacrimoni 🇮🇹

President of the Jose Abreu Fan Club - Jew York Times Best smeller - my tweets are my own and do represent my company

[Johnny Sacrimoni 🇮🇹 @BullDog69421]

@ChiSoxFanMike Well you’re retarded so

[Johnny Sacrimoni 🇮🇹 @BullDog69421]

Any big ladies out there in need of some loving? Papis on the prowl

[Johnny Sacrimoni 🇮🇹 @BullDog69421]

When are we, as a nation, going to stop pretending that what Bill Clinton was bad. Dude got topped off in the Oval Office. He was ballin.

[Johnny Sacrimoni 🇮🇹 @BullDog69421]

@alex_kirshner Weee-oooo Weeee-oooo Retard Alert!!🚨

[Johnny Sacrimoni 🇮🇹 @BullDog69421]

@JordanLeandre55 I can and you’re retarded

[Johnny Sacrimoni 🇮🇹 @BullDog69421]

@stinkerbutt7 @hogmeetfist @BearlyLegalX I should’ve known going to you for advice on how to avoid hogs was a bad idea.

Cheers,

[Johnny Sacrimoni 🇮🇹 @BullDog69421]

@hogmeetfist @BearlyLegalX @stinkerbutt7 do you fellas know of any dating apps where I can talk to some young broads that aren’t absolutely hogs?

[Johnny Sacrimoni 🇮🇹 @BullDog69421]

If I don’t start getting more matches on Hinge, I’m going to have to start getting dates the old fashioned way

[Johnny Sacrimoni 🇮🇹 @BullDog69421]

Can’t wait to go to the Gay Pride Parade on Blemont and #twerk on the hood of a 2012 Honda CRV #expand

[Johnny Sacrimoni 🇮🇹 @BullDog69421]

O/U 9.5 secretaries he bangs while mayor

[Alexi Giannoulias @Giannoulias]

Thank you Illinois for making me so proud to live here and work for you! #Pride2023 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 (Jordan’s got soaked 🌧️🌧️)

[Johnny Sacrimoni 🇮🇹 @BullDog69421]

Why do women suck at telling stories? Short and sweet, ya broad.

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

JP Morgan Chase Daughter or JP Morgan Chase Son

[Johnny Sacrimoni 🇮🇹 @BullDog69421]

Fella named Bukayo Saka is trying to score for England to defeat Ghana. The World Cup is not what it used to be.

[Johnny Sacrimoni 🇮🇹 @BullDog69421]

@hogmeetfist Hey Tripod,

If that’s what the people want, that’s what the people will get.

[Johnny Sacrimoni 🇮🇹 @BullDog69421]

Im going to start pretending to be a foreigner in Chicago and see if that will boost my numbies

[Johnny Sacrimoni 🇮🇹 @BullDog69421]

No wonder I’m not getting any pussy. Everybody is gay!

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

they made a population density map of gay couples in chicago

[Johnny Sacrimoni 🇮🇹 @BullDog69421]

Where the fuck is Cape Verde?

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Happy Father’s Day, Dad. I’ll let you carry my bag up this hill!

[Will Brinson @WillBrinson]

17 year old Miles Russell just surprised his dad in the course by having him fill in as his caddie for his final walk up 18 (he cleared it with the USGA rules committee) on Father’s Day.

Getting dusty in here 🥹🥹🥹

[Johnny Sacrimoni 🇮🇹 @BullDog69421]

@BlockClubCHI @hogmeetfist @BearlyLegalX @stinkerbutt7

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@stinkerbutt7 @BearlyLegalX @ESPN1000 @thekapman @xjhoodespn @grok let me get 4 more pics of this in different colors bikini.

[Johnny Sacrimoni 🇮🇹 @BullDog69421]

@stinkerbutt7 @BearlyLegalX @ESPN1000 @thekapman @xjhoodespn What is wrong with you Richard? That’s disgusting!