@Jebus They actually hit the nostalgia perfectly. Feels like they learned from all the years of feedback and created the game for peak user interactions with each other.
I'm an American who doesn't vote. You can't bribe me with $5,000 because my decision is based on foundational principles.
I'll happily take the check, though.
$5,000 to 245,000,000 adults is $1,225,000,000,000 that doesn't exist yet. The last time Washington mailed out $814,000,000,000 in checks, prices rose 9.1% and everyone paid the money back at the grocery store.
So here's my plan. The day it lands, it becomes bitcoin. They've taken a cut of every paycheck I've ever earned. I'll gladly take some of it back in their paper and turn it into money nobody can print more of.
Their dividend is a dilution. Mine will be transmuted into a fixed supply.
- Zach🧙♂️