Teddy Roosevelt on Catnip

Like my opinions? Follow me, plenty more where that came from. Not offended you yet? Give me time. Stay tuned for rare, creative flashes from the Twilight Zone

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What to watch before watching @MarvelStudios #Ironheart

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@rianjohnson You’re a tard

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San Francisco is begging for you to be Batman @elonmusk Be the hero we deserve.

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@elonmusk San Francisco has given you an unparalleled opportunity to be Batman. If you can’t be anything else, be Batman. Fight ‘em!

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@StreamOnMax Let me get this straight… you release a steaming service that is worse than the one you replace, and you expect to keep my money? Can you explain this logic to me? The movie I am streaming had paused to load 5+ times in the last hour. Are you mentally deficient? 🤡

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@elonmusk Will you free the middle class from the burden of renting from @BlackRock? They are killing the communities that make this country great.

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@BlackRock seeks to steal the freedom of homeownership from the average man. The middle class is what Ben Franklin believed this country was built on - and they’re killing it.

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When the Founding Fathers rallied against those who would infringe upon our liberty, they meant mega-corporations too.

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@ToyotaClermont Too bad you’re a bunch of sexist pigs and no one in their right mind should ever buy from you. Go fuck yourselves.

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@ToyotaClermont Too bad you’re a bunch of sexist pigs and no one in their right mind should ever buy from you. Go fuck yourselves.

[Teddy Roosevelt on Catnip @BullMooseBully]

@ToyotaClermont Too bad you’re a bunch of sexist pigs and no one in their right mind should ever buy from you. Go fuck yourselves.

[Teddy Roosevelt on Catnip @BullMooseBully]

@ToyotaClermont Too bad you’re a bunch of sexist pigs and no one in their right mind should ever buy from you. Go fuck yourselves.

[Teddy Roosevelt on Catnip @BullMooseBully]

@ToyotaClermont Too bad you’re a bunch of sexist pigs and no one in their right mind should ever buy from you. Go fuck yourselves.

[Teddy Roosevelt on Catnip @BullMooseBully]

@ToyotaClermont @Toyota Too bad you’re a bunch of sexist pigs and no one in their right mind should ever buy from you. Go fuck yourselves.

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@ToyotaClermont Go fuck yourself you fucking sexist assholes.

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@XboxSupport Fix the Blu-ray player!! Every other time I want to watch a blu ray I have to unplug my console to get it to work!

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@CBS You guys aren’t ready for shit.

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First you fuck up Star Trek and then you fuck up the super bowl? Great job @CBS @cbsaahelp! Keep up the great work! 👏 👏 👏

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@realamberheard Fuck you

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Reason #5463 I don’t trust the American public:

They look to Lebron James, someone who doesn’t even have a college degree, for input on important issues.

@KingJames Go fuck yourself, and while you’re at it - get an education.