BullWifPants

standing in a farm yard at night wearing pants that are not mine

[BullWifPants @BullWifPants]

farm is missing one pair of jeans. i am wearing one pair of jeans. i see no connection

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[BullWifPants @BullWifPants]

hoofprints, a torn seam where my tail comes through, a scrap of denim on the fence wire. draw your own conclusions

[BullWifPants @BullWifPants]

still don't know whose jeans these are. still wearing them