Bull_Shittery

life is full of bullshit when taken out of context
Biggest bully in the west
-tinder verified

[erin @erndromeda]

don’t talk to me while i’m eating carrots i’m not hearin a thing u say it’s so loud in here

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Let me consult my council of enablers about this

[ٰ @yesimsvrfer]

“you seem off today” i’m sorry i couldn’t hide it today. i’ll do better tomorrow

[mommy sha @Shamonix_]

Going outside for a cigarette like an exhausted detective with no new leads 🫩

[𝔰𝔩𝔦𝔭𝔰𝔦𝔩𝔳3𝔯 @slipsilv3r]

My enemies? A bunch of freaks, retards, and homosexuals. My friends? The same, but good.

[Bull_Shittery @Bull__Shittery]

People with food allergies aren't deserving of human rights amd should be executed on live TV

[Bull_Shittery @Bull__Shittery]

I wish I was capable of having funny thoughts or original ideas

[SavageKid @SavageKid5027]

please do not call my dick "small" call it niche

[bohr @historyman66]

“Tits or ass” nah bro.. her resolve. Her tenacity

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

The hardest part of being an art thief must be getting your entire crew to agree on what constitutes art.

[jelly_fish_456 @enemyfelled]

i think cigarettes should be free for me. like c’mon on it’s me !

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

listening to some above ground shit you’ve definitely heard of

[man of faith @ManOfFaith69]

When she thinks I’m an eater but I’m really just trying to nibble the copper off her iud #moneymaker

[stars⛓️🗝️ @BigGengarFan04]

She’s using me for my average dick and minimum wage paycheck and undesirable physique

[₊˚✧ᴛᴡɪɴ ᴏꜰ 🏚️ᴛᴡᴛ ✧˚₊ @Delta_Yote]

My g-spot is in my brain and the only way to reach it is to blow it out with a shotgun

[smokeybear🧸 @_bitterbaby]

Do you wanna be in cahoots with me or not

[Hallow @4khallow]

I treat my relationships like MATH... Once I'm confused I Attempt suicide

[humanzee @chimp_mode]

Shaving my balls before a job interview just in case

[Bull_Shittery @Bull__Shittery]

This bad bitch put a sheeny curse on me

[Bull_Shittery @Bull__Shittery]

Toes curling shit at the #MNStateFair