Do you think if we took up a big enough collection we could convince Tony Romo and Tom Brady to stop doing color commentary?
I would include Chris Collingsworth, but I don’t think there’s enough money in the galaxy to get him to stop talking.
Might I suggest for the next #Miami game @espn just put a gif of Michael Irvin in the corner of the screen and save themselves from having to cut to him every play.
Or, you know, maybe give it a rest.
The #vikings should’ve just let the #falcons score a TD on their first possession and then just ended the game. Save everybody a bunch of trouble and NBC could’ve shown Sound of Music for the 500th time or an old Columbo episode.
I’m an investigative reporter now, and it’s pretty much a dream job. I spent a month on this story. It’s in front of the paywall. #journalism
HOMELESS IN GWINNETT: Lack of clear data clouds scope of growing crisis in the county
https://t.co/VnS3HlNIK9
I’m such a blubbery mess. First time going into an airport bookstore and spying WHAT KIND OF MOTHER on the shelf! I finally reached airport level! Thank you Ink by @HudsonBooks in Dulles International Airport! I’ve never signed in an airport before! I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING.
Thats a wrap on @ScaresThatCare’s AuthorCon 3. On behalf of the board, staff, and our beneficiaries, thank you.
Tickets on sale now for AuthorCon 4, Oct 4-6, 2024 in St Louis. https://t.co/tFPjW2hO7m
Vendor tables for AuthorCon 5, March 2025 in Williamsburg on sale in 30 days.
I’m now a famous TV star in The Netherlands. Please act accordingly when you see me. 😁
In all seriousness, the Dutch equivalent of 60 Minutes is doing a series on what it’s like to work at a newspaper in an election year. Proud to be a part of it.
Your annual reminder that this springing forward thing causes fatigue, sleep deprivation, anxiety, more adverse health events, increased episodes of violence and more car crashes.
#LocktheClock