Harrison “Snorlex” Gill played the entire half of the first game without noticing he’d hacked a fat loog onto his chin. Now that’s what I’d call laser focus.
Tyler “Tiger Woods” Carney moving like a dream on Court 4. Let’s hope those precious calves don’t collapse in the next hour...it’d be pretty rude if they did.
After 4 yrs of unforgettable memories and banter of both the high and low brow orders, it’s time to hand this historic account (the best in coll. squash) over to the next Yale squash https://t.co/I1ViKKWnBJ has been an honor and a privilege to tweet for you all.Roll dogs forever.
Harrison takes the 2nd game. Can indeed confirm; he's nice. Man's looking like an arethusa cone out there - frosty on top, thicc all the way through. #SuperbMusculature#BeenWorkingWithNewman
Dirty P up 7-4 in the first. Might be keeping his opponent to as many points as Parth has gotten all season in fantasy premier league. #NotMany#OneTimeICountedAllTheWayToEight
Tyler Carney up 6-4 in the second. That new ball and chain is certainly not keeping him from moving around like the young and spry lad that he is. #Youngin#PrettySpryForAHeWentToBrunswick