Bulldozer Power

"Official" Twitter account of the total real racing team lead by tactically fallible Colonel Failure.

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@cnlfailure 3th. Pfft. We wish. Finishing thirth would be a huge improvement.

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Where did the tire iron go? And who let this goose into the garage?!? #Stealth

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@cnlfailure Excellent...

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Pretty sure that tumbleweed just set a new track record here at BullPow HQ

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@cnlfailure Moar power!

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@cnlfailure A lack of vroom vroom is now labelled as spam. It’s all going according to plan...

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@cnlfailure Do...do more than a dozen people buy your merch now? Are you a bigger deal than we thought? Ooh! Can you loan the team some money?! Okay, a lot of money.

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@cnlfailure *cough*cough* BullPow merch when? *cough*

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We finally had to block someone on Twitter. Have we “made it”? Now? Is this “the big time”? #aero

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@cnlfailure Does this apply to Nick Hazel?

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Ooooh! We have our first bot follower! Are we famous now? Can we score some of that internet sponsorship money? We totally putting “Influencer” on our CVs...

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@cnlfailure That explains the state of our pit crew...

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It’s summer break here at #BullPow. Most of the staff are away enjoying some quality time with their friend(s), family(ies), and pet(s). The rest of us are waxing tires. Fandango told us that makes the car faster!

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The wheels on the car go round and round. Round and round. Round and round. The wheels off the car go round and round, all down the pit lane! #PitCrew

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@cnlfailure The Colonel never requires assistance. Handouts, forgiveness, mercy, and pity go a long way though.

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@cnlfailure #BullPow?

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With @cnlfailure current Motorsport hiatus, this account is likely to get quiet for the next couple months. Unless, of course, we continue to demand Falko merch in the Fail Brigade store... #merch #aero

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Oh that finish! Falko dove over that finish line as if his offshore account depended on it! Well done BullPow! #aero

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Out of nowhere Bruce rockets up the field to a podium position. What did he eat for breakfast? Wheaties ans Red Bull?!?

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The opening laps are lovning rough for BPGT. Has the looming bankruptcy of the team finally taken its toll on the drivers? Or are they just suuuuper jetlagged after the trip from China? Or both!