Rickorty but Rick is a bit too into the taboo part and just WON'T shut up-
"Fuck, Morty, Baby- My cute little boy- Grandpa's little boy, yeah? You- You like it, Morty? Like when your- your gross fucking grandpa- stretches your cute tiny hole with his big, grown-up cock?"
MORTY OMORASHI NGHH
Rick is a raging pervert and the first time Morty pisses himself it's literal fireworks so he keeps 'accidentally' snatching Morty for long ass ship rides whenever he hears him walking to the bathroom cause he likes watching him desperate and squirming
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"Rick watching mortyhub" " Rick visiting morty strip clubs" "Rick dimension hopping to hook up with Mortys"
Absolutely, yes, of course
But consider - Rick trying all of it, too many times, really hoping it does something for him but it never does because it's not HIS Morty. Yk?
Rick interrupting Morty for an adventure mid masturbation and only convinces Morty to go with "shut up, I'll jerk you off in the car" 👀 type shit #rickorty
I love Ted, he's so moe. I think him discovering this "sick" part of him is very interesting. He's not "Ted" the regular dude that has healthy relationships. He's Rick, and with that, loving Morty is part of his unhealthy reality. #rickorty
And sees some nameless fucking Rick - almost identical to himself jesus fucking christ- sitting on the messy bed, getting his dick enthusiastically sucked off by HIS Morty, he fucking loses it-
He's doing so good, protecting Morty from his filth, right? So when he walks in to Morty's room at 2am, thinking the boy's asleep, only looking to borrow a fucking charger-
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