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Mildly amusing, some horrifying, and hopefully some feel good stories about #dating and #onlinedating

[Anonymous @Bullet_Dodged]

This thread is going to be a collection of reasons that I have swiped left on someone. ("I just didn't find them attractive" is a given). To start:

- They're wearing a hat in every picture
- They're my height (I'm 5' 4")

[Anonymous @Bullet_Dodged]

I'm only leaving the photo (which I typically block or crop out because it's important to note that the nearly pantsless, topless mirror selfie is a red flag). Even if his message was actually really nice. #onlinedating #nothankyou

[Anonymous @Bullet_Dodged]

Today's example of "you can't always get what you want" #onlinedating #nothankyou

[Anonymous @Bullet_Dodged]

I wasn't able to get this translated back in 2017, and now I know what he said I can tell you that it's a very sweet message #onlinedating #sweetmessage

[Anonymous @Bullet_Dodged]

My cute what? #onlinedating #nothankyou #grammarmatters
(disclaimer: grammar wasn't the only issue)

[Anonymous @Bullet_Dodged]

I'm sure I don't need to tell you that I did not go over #datingin2017 #nothankyou

[Anonymous @Bullet_Dodged]

*i would not

[Anonymous @Bullet_Dodged]

No, sir I am not. Have you tried #FetLife? #onlinedating

[Anonymous @Bullet_Dodged]

This is a pretty great opening message... confident but not overly cocky, funny, and short #onlinedating #greatmessage

[Anonymous @Bullet_Dodged]

"Are you cool enough to meet me?" Nope, absolutely not.
#onlinedating #nothankyou

[Anonymous @Bullet_Dodged]

If only #onlyfans had existed in 2016. I wold have made a killing #onlinedating #nothankyou

[Anonymous @Bullet_Dodged]

What a great message. I so wish I had been attracted to him #onlinedating #sweetmessage

[Anonymous @Bullet_Dodged]

You mean the hair and eyes that are always attached to my head? I suppose there isn't anything inherently wrong with his message but at the same time, there was something that just didn't sit right #onlinedating #nothankyou

[Anonymous @Bullet_Dodged]

I'm eternally flattered, but I still said #nothankyou #onlinedating

[Anonymous @Bullet_Dodged]

This was a sweet message... wish I had been attracted to him #onlinedating #sweetmessage

[Anonymous @Bullet_Dodged]

Today I present... "You better believe I ran away from this situation as fast as I could"
#onlinedating #nothankyou

[Anonymous @Bullet_Dodged]

Here's the thing, I write very full, in-depth profiles and if the only thing you want to message me about is to say that you're NOT a douche canoe... then by definition, sir, you certainly are. #onlinedating #nothankyou #douchecanoe

[Anonymous @Bullet_Dodged]

I got whiplash from that plot twist #onlinedating #nothankyou

[Anonymous @Bullet_Dodged]

That was a satisfying message to send #onlinedating #cheaters #nothankyou

[Anonymous @Bullet_Dodged]

Except, I lied... I knew exactly what he was trying to say and it was a poor attempt at a joke #onlinedating #nothankyou #polyamorous

[Anonymous @Bullet_Dodged]

Considering we didn't actually match, I promse you sir, I didn't owe you a response #onlinedating #nothankyou