The Bullpen

Tweeting the life of a college pitcher. We're not as good as we think. D3 pitchers, D1 drinkers.

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Grades come out tomorrow. I guess we'll see if I'm playin ball next year or not.

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Next time a lady wants to get freaky, show her #BullpenStyle

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Suckin tits and bangin clits #BullpenStyle

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Now I can hashtag #BullpenStyle

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Changed my name cus the old one was gay

[The Bullpen @Bullpen_Style]

Remember to work hard this offseason. 12 ounce curls.

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A conversation from our bullpen could be a Comedy Central special.

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All the bitches come to the yard to watch me do bands

[The Bullpen @Bullpen_Style]

Haven't been tweeting lately cus I got dickarm

[The Bullpen @Bullpen_Style]

My era is close to my age lol

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I didn't forget to do my homework. I consciously didn't do it, professor dickweed.

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I'm gonna bang a sloot in the pen

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Position players are weird

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D3 nutrition

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6+4+3= a below average foursome

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Bet my slams missed me over break. Better go show em my splitter grip.

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Im back mother fuckers. Slammed 4 chicks over break, didnt do anything to get better at baseball. Time to do 12oz curls to get back in shape

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Supposed to be throwing over break.. All I'm throwing is empty beer cans at the garbage.

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NAIA is the tee ball of the NCAA #d3talent

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Haven't studied for a single final. I better be eligible otherwise the team won't win a fuckin game