Bullring Bull

Moo.

[Bullring Bull @BullringBull]

Today is full of CBA.

[Bullring Bull @BullringBull]

Mind you, I might trample into you! Just because I'm of bronze and stuck to the floor, doesn't mean I can't stumble onto someone!

[Bullring Bull @BullringBull]

And evening! Some poured beer on my muzzle. *hiccoughs* Oh my. Tipsy bull isn't sobre!

[Bullring Bull @BullringBull]

Mooorning! That was a wet night. But I appreciate it, from last evening's ordeal. Silly man.

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What the f... Why is there a bloke rubbing himself on me? Doesn't he realise even I need to get some sleep?

[Bullring Bull @BullringBull]

And yet another grope. *groans* What is it with all people and squeezing my balls? Envy? Must be.

[Bullring Bull @BullringBull]

Any cute heifers around? Could do with a bit of... cheering up, right now. All I see, are loads of middleaged men, stressing about.

[Bullring Bull @BullringBull]

And here we go again. If only people knew how to be gentle, but no; they have to squeeze my damn balls. Fondle them instead. I like that.

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Arse! That stings! Icecream right in my left eye. Get off me, I say.

[Bullring Bull @BullringBull]

Fecking school trips. The kids are everywhere! Not to say, all over me! Small touchy hands. Sticky of icecream and whatnot.

[Bullring Bull @BullringBull]

Finally! Welcome to my life. All the touches. All the sights. Won't be pretty. It will be random. And infrequent. But it will be! Moo!