Byron Boolschett

Too little booze, too much time. Nonsense and video games.

[Byron Boolschett @BullshitBaron]

it's almost summer

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

backrooms was a movie about the psychosis caused by having a white wife

[Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin]

A conversation I had earlier today.

[Arwen @heavenleybody]

What if instead of Infinite Jest it was Infinite Chest and it was about a lady with really big boobs

[Byron Boolschett @BullshitBaron]

@whmfortjobb My bitch look like Thancred
I'm on them Nald'Thal Nibblers

[Byron Boolschett @BullshitBaron]

Death Stranding 2's "pressure points" posts from the Tar Therapist featuring clear in-game bonuses, and yet with no one online talking about the mechanic (let alone how to interact with said mechanic) shows me no one plays this game except Homo Liberans cheevo hackers

[Byron Boolschett @BullshitBaron]

gonna go see Iron Lung tonight

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

DRIVING IS A BATTLE OF WILLS BETWEEN YOUR DESIRE TO SAFELY REACH YOUR DESTINATION AND THE CARS DESIRE TO HAVE A GLORIOUS DEATH ... THIS IS WHY YOU MUST NEVER DRIVE AN AUTOMATIC, OR HEAVEN FORBID, A "SELF DRIVING" CAR

[Byron Boolschett @BullshitBaron]

Why do female characters in military games only have the "shady CIA agent" or "edgy sniper" archetype. Where's Big Bertha, the big bitch who makes the average barracks bunny look like a hamster.

[Byron Boolschett @BullshitBaron]

@ExplodingLiger Gamescum is this week

[Byron Boolschett @BullshitBaron]

@DoubleDiggur Woe, 27 booths selling exclusively funko pops be upon ye

[Byron Boolschett @BullshitBaron]

how soon after the lightbulb's invention was the first incident of someone getting a lightbulb stuck in their mouth

[Byron Boolschett @BullshitBaron]

What if AM was a Freak and it was called "I Have No Cock and I Must Cum"

[Byron Boolschett @BullshitBaron]

imposter syndrome except it's amogus imposter syndrome and I'm actively undermining everyone around me

[Byron Boolschett @BullshitBaron]

@helldivers2 F

[Byron Boolschett @BullshitBaron]

why is always "you aight, white boy" and never "are you aight, white boy"

[Byron Boolschett @BullshitBaron]

@MomoCon

[Byron Boolschett @BullshitBaron]

@SwizzlyBubbles Yep, it'll say it's your turn and then it rejects your place in queue and resets, absolutely wild. My cosplay group chat is burning right now.

[joyce @h0mmelette]

im smoking on that shit that made the penguin house random

[Byron Boolschett @BullshitBaron]

@TwitchyBugBug death grips karaoke