Bulwark

Minotaur. Shadowrunner. Johnson. Curmudgeon. GM. Streamer.

[Bulwark @Bulwark_Shields]

All tweets regarding my Minions have been approved by the relevant minion mentioned.

[Bulwark @Bulwark_Shields]

I'm curious, why do #Vtubers tend to exclusively want to collab with other vtubers instead of 'regular' #streamers

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@StarcatTails Use pens. Much more sturdy.

[Bulwark @Bulwark_Shields]

I save a bite of it so it'll be the last piece I eat for the meal.

[Yohei from Japan🇯🇵 @learning_yohei]

When you eat a meal, do you eat your favorite food first or save it for last?🤔

[Bulwark @Bulwark_Shields]

Making my own countdown starting timer for my stream.

The skills you gotta learn to save some money.

[Bulwark @Bulwark_Shields]

Live now! #Twitch #Streaming #Gaming #Division2 #Breakpoint

https://t.co/vjGiBpsHgh

[Bulwark @Bulwark_Shields]

Life happens....

[Bulwark @Bulwark_Shields]

Plan for tonight's stream; Tackle floor 100 of The Summit.

After that, venture into Ghost Recon Breakpoint.

Going live around 5!

[Bulwark @Bulwark_Shields]

Going live in about 30 minutes.

https://t.co/vjGiBps9qJ

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@MotherAia

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I watched Team America: World Police on FOB in Iraq in 2004 when it came out.

The irony was not lost on me. Its why I bought the damn thing.

[CharlieRockUnfiltered @BlueCordCSM]

🇺🇸THE GWOT BOOTLEG DVD MARKET

If you deployed during the GWOT, you already know.

Somewhere on the FOB was a little bazaar where you could buy every movie ever made for about $2. 😂

And I'm talking about movies that weren't even in theaters yet.
You'd walk in and this dude had:
🎬 300
🎬 Black Hawk Down
🎬 The Hangover
🎬 Transformers
🎬 Every season of The Sopranos
🎬 47 movies supposedly starring Jason Statham.

All on DVDs with covers that looked like they were printed on an HP DeskJet running out of ink.
And quality?

TOTAL GAMBLE.

You might get:

🎬Option A: Perfect movie.

🎞Option B: Somebody recorded it inside a theater and halfway through, a dude stands up and walks directly across your screen.

🎥Option C: Movie starts in English…15 minutes later everybody's speaking Russian.

🎟Option D: The DVD menu says FAST & FURIOUS 4…

You press PLAY…

It's Shrek. 😂

But the absolute best was buying an entire TV series on ONE DVD.

Brother, that disc contained 74 hours of television, three viruses, and probably classified information.

And somehow…

THAT $20 DEPLOYMENT DVD PLAYER PLAYED EVERY DAMN ONE OF THEM.

Meanwhile, your $1,500 laptop back home:

"Unable to read disc."

GWOT veterans didn't have Netflix.

We had FOBFLIX. 😂

👇What was the sketchiest bootleg movie or DVD you bought downrange?

@Boots_N_Chutes

#GWOT #GWOTVeteran #DeploymentLife #ArmyHumor #MilitaryHumor #FOBLife

[Bulwark @Bulwark_Shields]

Its been done.

[Urban_Tree✝️🍃 @Urban__Tree]

this doesn’t happen

[Bulwark @Bulwark_Shields]

Plan for tonight's stream; Tackle floor 100 of The Summit.

After that, venture into Ghost Recon Breakpoint.

Going live around 5!

[Bulwark @Bulwark_Shields]

I wish I could afford a Vtube model. The cost of entry is so Fn high though.

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@ShadowKhan2k22 @JrMolonLabe Goddammit man. glad to see you going in, but NEXT TIME DO IT SOONER!!

[Bulwark @Bulwark_Shields]

@DungeonNoir @pizzahut You've brought a business idea back to the forefront of my mind. If only I were a nepo baby I could make it a reality.

[Bulwark @Bulwark_Shields]

is there another way to do it I'm not aware of?

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fucking degenerately

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@wearevcvnts Relevant:
https://t.co/2YCvAFMaDU

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@AKermodeBear Well the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but road and highway are pretty similar.

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They forgot WEST VIRGINA and COUNTRY ROAD!

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#OBS users with #SoundAlerts scenes, I have a problem; My scene isn't filling my OBS screen. Both are set to 2560x1440.

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@DMCAFreeMusic Do I need to add some blurb for credits to use your music on stream? I was just talking about getting some music for my Twitch account, and BOOM perfect timing, here you are.