Bum Smashers FC

Founded in 1860 by the Sheriff and Deputy of Armadillo. An ever growing football club with a rich history and love playing the game the way it should be! #BSFC

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It’s a beautiful day, not just weather wise but the Smashers can secure promotion with a win! #SmashOn #RoadToThePremierLeague

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It’s a beautiful day, not just weather wise but the Smashers can secure promotion with a win! #SmashOn #RoadToThePremierLeague

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Simon Moss https://t.co/82vBwvXESK

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👀 Finish this sentence..

England's number one goalkeeper at the World Cup should be ______________

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It’s a mix match team that go to carry on the unbeaten run tonight, few changes to the squad with @lloydkembrey spreading bullshit-itus to @bradkislingbury

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Exclusive offer: Sunday 1st April come and watch the smashers smash their way to another victory then meet the lads at the vip section of the @TheWurzels concert at the fleece! We would also like to invite the legends of the wurzels to play for the smashers in the game! #smashon

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Great come back from 3-0 down to remain undefeated and go top of the league! #SmashOn

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@frankievalli would you like to play 5 aside soccer with us? We will pay for the flight! #whenfrankiemetrinaldoi #frankievalli #smashon

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A big 9-1 smashers won sees them remain second in goal difference. Big win, to Smasher fans worldwide enjoy the victory #SmashOn

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Great start to the season. Big smashers win. For all the fans that turned out last night - that wins for you!! #SmashOn #OurSeason

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And to round it off. Mr doesn’t track back loses his man. John Hartson

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Imagine the state of our club. Our goalkeepers won goal of the season. (He’s our only good player)

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Congrats to ringer of the year. If only there was a big arm category. Congrats number one fan @nathanredmore

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He came to us a wondering Jew. He couldn’t kick a ball. Now he’s only as bad as the rest of us. Congrats rapey joe. Most improved player.

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Goal keeper of the year. The mans a cat. Nothing gets past him. (Only 58 goals conceded this season)

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Attacker of the year, some certified thunder bastards and a cannon of a left foot. (Right foot non existent) @JohnHumphreys5

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Congrats to our very own big asses turk. Defender of the year @lloydkembrey

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Next award, players players - the nicest man in football. Moss man!

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And the first award is the coaches player. Congrats to @JohnHumphreys5

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Stay tuned tomorrow night to see who’s victorious in the end of season awards. We’d like to thank our coach @lloydkembrey and his family for hosting us at their curry house #SmashOn #WinnerWinnerChickenDinner

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A big smashers thank you to debutant @willh_12 and fam favourite foreign player @nathanredmore helping drag the team to a historic 12-9 win from 5-0 down! Man of the match goes to speccy for 5 goals with his weak foot!