Thomas Lake

Professional skeptic, media advisor to the Stars. Apolitical, yet conservatively liberal. Smokes on weekends, drinks weeknights. He/Him/Hey You

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@IvankaNews_ I’ll bring a S’Mores kit!

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@Osint613 The A-10 goes Brrrrrrrrrrrt!

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@usanews0 Bye! #MAGA

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This is how America Feels…!

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@sebastineogb @nexta_tv The passengers were most likely a lot of packages, with 3 or 4 crew members on board. Agree with you though.

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@PezRadar @Diablo4Newz Who exactly is this patch for? I haven’t found a single uber yet, let alone 5. Stupid. Look fwd to Feb 21.

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@w_terrence Ummm…no.

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Ok Diablo 4, let’s get it together…a 32 hour queue? Must be a DOS attack or something.

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@Diablo 32 hour queeee? What is this, a DOS attack?

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@ClassicFM God save King Charles! Long live the King!

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@MalesInDisguise Phobic meaning afraid of, definitely not transphobic.

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@PramilaJayapal Can I get a mold of your face? I want to start up an ugly cookie company.

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@BobFergusonAG Not for long Bobby. Oh, and eat shit.

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@ianmiles @shaneyyricch Not a photo, moron.

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@GovInslee Thank the Lord for small miracles.

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@Mrgunsngear Sweet holster, bro—ready for the office pop.

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@Sarcasmcat24

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@JebraFaushay @MaxineVatersPAC How does ‘Ryland’ know the gender of the pharmacist? She probably misgendered as well, so she deserved it.