Billy Branford-Parsons

Heavy Metal Lover, Discovery Off-Road Driver, Foodie, Wino...Estate Agent. Sorry.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

America is 250 years old.

This pub is 1,466 years old.

[Billy Branford-Parsons @BumblingBilly]

@dadmann_walking You’re very lucky to be able to go to the gym. I used to go every day. Now I don’t go at all. I can’t go because I’m on my own but also my gym turned into a Celebrity Hellhole. I used to swim, cross train, run and row. Now celebrities pay £500/month to bask where I used to sweat.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Genius.

[Mara Webster 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @Mara_Webster]

If anybody asks how I’m doing right now I’m going to send them this video as a representation of my current state of mind

[Billy Branford-Parsons @BumblingBilly]

@dadmann_walking The morning?! I pull this face at least seven times a night

[Billy Branford-Parsons @BumblingBilly]

@dadmann_walking He’s totally having a girl over

[Billy Branford-Parsons @BumblingBilly]

@Parkerlawyer Boom 💥

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Watch this (whole thread), then explain why you’re OK with a man beating a woman in public for your entertainment. This isn’t sport. From the bullying cheat in red all the way up to the organisers who allowed this to happen, this is men revelling in their power over women.

[Billy Branford-Parsons @BumblingBilly]

Not that I’m bragging or anything, but look who has already learned how to fetch 😍🐶💖 #cleverboy #pneuma #pneumathespringer

[Billy Branford-Parsons @BumblingBilly]

@tobymorris She certainly is a beauty 😍 so if you could move your tin can out of the was so everyone can appreciate her that would be lovely 👍🏻🤣

[Billy Branford-Parsons @BumblingBilly]

“Don’t stick your toe in the cat’s ear!”

#753 in the list of ‘Things I Never Expected To Have To Say To My Husband’

[Billy Branford-Parsons @BumblingBilly]

@stephenfry We share an anniversary! My husband and I had our first date on January 17th 2015. Many congratulations to you and your husband on your anniversary and may you celebrate countless more

[Billy Branford-Parsons @BumblingBilly]

Husband: “Give me a cuddle”
Me: “Gladly!”

*hugs*

Me: “Ooh, ouch, my neck!”
Husband: “AAAAAAARRRRGGHHH! MY BACK!!!”

...

Me: “This is not what Khia meant.”

#gettingoldsucks #myneckmyback #passtheibuprofen

[Billy Branford-Parsons @BumblingBilly]

@gregjames you need to see this

[Billy Branford-Parsons @BumblingBilly]

Government: Overturn a miscarriage of justice - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/pLvG9LcpVt via @UKChange

[Billy Branford-Parsons @BumblingBilly]

Found this gem of a self portrait while helping mum sort out boxes of childhood stuff. Nailed it. Should I call The National Gallery and see if they want it?

[Toby Morris @tobymorris]

Many may not know I once rode a bike Following an accident I don’t any more. As I was loaded into an Ambulance for a 3 year journey of operations & recovery the parting words of the driver were ‘I’m really sorry mate I just didn’t see you’. Great pic by @PSNIArdsNDown #thinkbike

[Billy Branford-Parsons @BumblingBilly]

I’ve been playing online Scrabble with this gal a few days & won each time so far but keep getting asked for another game. This is today’s. There are two 4 letter words which are hers. I’ll give you 3 guesses which they are...do you think she’s trying to tell me something? 😂😂😂

[Billy Branford-Parsons @BumblingBilly]

Yes, that really is my husband, writing the address on an envelope with a ruler #weirdo

[Billy Branford-Parsons @BumblingBilly]

Introducing Margaret, Mavis, Mabel & Maud #newsheep #herdwick #herdwicksheep #livestock #livestockauction #weweremeanttobuygreyfaceddartmoors #oops #farming #farminglife… https://t.co/DaTUrCVhxv