Chadwick Bumbles

ΦΚΘ Louisiana Monroe Alum 1993 - Father of four bastard children, possibly more - RIP Skynyrd

[Chadwick Bumbles @BumblingChad]

I miss Anthony Bordain more than you give that motherfucker credit for. He was truly a 21st century philosopher

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Sometimes when I’m hungover in the shower I sit down and put my head down and feel like Tai Lung a bit

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#gotchilly

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#poopinwiththewindowopen

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@ArtyFrisbee @DaleMercedes12 You’re always welcome at our campfire, Arty

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@MLFootball @bengaljims_BTR @BengalsCaptain @thebengalorian @gameonjmoney @TonyDaTiger96 @Bengalsmanic Who the actual fuck is saying this

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@Nunless2 @MontgomerDavid @Bijan5Robinson @JeremiyahLove @CROD_JR @quinshon_ @AshtonJeanty2 @BreeceH @ffvmousvon_

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Hot Take: I really like when the pizza slices aren’t the same size. Then when you’re like “idk a whole piece would be too much” you can grab a small one and also vise versa #wabisabi

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I have beef with @Scotch your mounting tape left shit all over my goddamn wall

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Napoleon Dynamite out here being retarded and still raking in B-Tier Puss™️ #stud

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I’m rewatching Draft Day and who decided it was a good idea to have P Diddy as the kid’s agent

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If I started selling pictures of my feet online would you guys subscribe

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@ArtyFrisbee Arty he gave the Tin Man a heart

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Hotel maid just walked in my room unannounced while I’m just about to get into the shower, no knock or anything. This bathroom does not have a door. She definitely saw my wiener in the mirror and laughed. #halfmast

[Chadwick Bumbles @BumblingChad]

Don’t understand regulars at the casino. I lost $60 and want to tell Israel that Ameristar in Kansas is weeks away from developing nuclear capability.

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Ever since I was a child I’ve loved to gaslight, manipulate, and cause general unwell thoughts and feelings in my friends and peers

[Matthew Nichol @MatthewNichol5]

This is not baseball.

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What’s all this talk about “teethy head?” I got creative, wise, and all-knowing head, you guys becoming dentists or something?

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Got stoned and ate too much leftover Easter candy #FestiveHog