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revenge tweets

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Yeah I got NFT’s; Nice Fucking Titties

[trash jones @jzux]

you want me to go to a dinner party. the thing that killed jesus

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One time my boyfriend’s friend asked him
“What’s it like to date a woman who’s smarter than you?”
And he replied
“I wouldn’t know”

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@tristantifft Haha my grandma stole wine glasses from a restaurant we were having lunch at “so we can have some at the cabin”. Thank you for unlocking this memory for me

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I got DM from my personal hero and I told him I was “shitting myself with joy”. Guess any impression is an impression, right guys???

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Ugh I’m def an older millennial because I can’t fucking figure out how to get my Spotify wrapped stats.

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The hardest part of being sick is my boyfriend won’t kiss me 🤒😩😫

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@tristantifft Is the cat wearing pants?

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I OWE NO ONE MY TIME

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Some of y’all really text like this and it stresses me tf out.

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A day in the life of having a cold is like 📈📉📉📉📈📈📈📉📉📉📉📉📉

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Lifetime™️ Presents; A Frosty Affair feat Frosty the Snowman as Arod and Gina Davis as the sexy holiday mama.

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Raise your hand if you’re in an indie band waiting on vinyl to get pressed by a small label and got fucked by @Adele latest release 🙋‍♀️

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If Fast Times At Ridgemont High is a @Criterion film the Grandma’s Boy should be too.

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I fucking hate the holidays. All they do is cause stress and anxiety and guilt. Remember last year when we all stayed home and no one was upset about it?

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@bunkbedsurvivor @DebNeele

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My bf is funnier than me

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Yeah I got NFT’s; Nice Fucking Titties

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Can someone pls make me some sunglasses that say “my tits are down here” because I don’t want to look anyone in the eyes anymore. Thanks!