MarriedwithChildren

Unofficial Married with Children page. Just a fan sharing quotes from my favorite show

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"A thousand dollars? For a dog that just sat there and let me shoot it."-Al

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"You don't find me attractive anymore."-Peg

"So?"-Al

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"You're disgusting."-Kelly

"and you're failing 5 classes."-Bud

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"What if I told you I have the answer to all of your problems."-Marci

"I don't know. I bought one of those, and it's just not the same."-Peg

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Single biggest mistake in Married With Children history

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"Al doesn't even brush his teeth 4 times a week."-Peg

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"That hair is there for a reason. It keeps you off me at night."-Al

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"Last year's losers got neutered."-Grif

"I thought you guys were last year's losers?"-Peg
(Al, grif, bob and jefferson hang heads in shame)

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"Accept each other for what you are. Don't point out the fact the hair he's losing on his head is now growing out his nose."-Peg

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"I'm going in this kitchen right now and I'm start baking. Alright now, tell me which one of these things is the oven?"-Peg

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"Any last words, punk?"-Al

"Yeah, yours wife's good in bed."-Punk

"So you're a liar too."-Al

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"You stink."-Peg

"Wash my socks."-Al

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"What do you want?!"-Peg

"Your recipe for raisin bread!"-Steve

"Tell her to get a fresh loaf of bread, a box of raisins and a hammer!"-Peg

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"Well if Kelly ever graduates. We're gonna a heck of a law suit against the board of education."-Bud

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"So your going to blow away the bundy's. Whats that, a ten dollar fine?"-Marcy

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"Anything involving our bed is unnatural peg."-Al

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"Kelly, less suction"-Al

"Bet you haven't heard that in a while"-Bud

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"Good teeth bud. I like that in a dead guy."-Geno

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"If it weren't for the girls edible underwear, I wouldn't eat at all."-Lucky