Whimsical Critter

literally a scallywag

[Whimsical Critter @BungerManToby]

omw to chainsmoke 2 packs of cigarettes so i can make better sadboy indie folk music

[Whimsical Critter @BungerManToby]

funny how the supposed anti-government people keep voting for the government to have more centralized control. they arent even conservatives anymore, theyre just blatantly fascist

[Michael Carbonara @MCarbonaraFL]

🚨 AMAZING: President Trump has just called for elections to be FEDERALIZED.

THIS IS MASSIVE. Secure our election integrity!

[Whimsical Critter @BungerManToby]

God shouldve never told noah to build that damn boat

[Reagan Reese @reaganreese_]

NEW: The Trump-aligned org Citizens for Sanity is dropping a six-figure ad buy in the Texas Senate race.

The ad is a 15 second clip of AI-generated James Talarico singing a "trans kids" rendition of “Favorite Things."

Obtained first by @DailyCaller:

[Whimsical Critter @BungerManToby]

pretty sure it was more than butt sex, i think if that was the only qualifier for getting wiped off the face of the planet, there wouldnt be any cities left. its almost like homosexuality wasnt really the issue at hand

[提督 Aegis @AdmiralAegis]

Oh yeah, because God totally didn't nuke two cities for butt sex.

[Chris Ray Gun @ChrisRGun]

the idea that purple is new to Halo and a part of the gay woke agenda is deranged on a level hitherto undreamt of

[Whimsical Critter @BungerManToby]

i never thought in a million years that utah of all fucking places would be a haven of gay rights

[Frongus 🆖 @FrongusNG]

Batman believes in redemption that’s why he doesn’t want Harvey Dent to get cancelled by the woke mob when he’s reformed

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I’ll never forget the time an interviewer asked Johnny Knoxville about the homoerotic subtext in Jackass and he got mad at them for calling it subtext.

[DTstat @DTstat_]

On a solar system sized megastructure, itself the only remaining matter in a universe billions of trillons of years old

Clone of a 20th century human : I guess everything that will ever be has already happened, time to have sex with this voluptuous synthetic creature

[Dorothy Eubanks @DorothyEubank16]

Sunday Thoughts

[Whimsical Critter @BungerManToby]

i have a lot of autistic friends and let me assure you, they are very capable of getting drunk

[Rob @jezfrompeepshow]

these fuckin autism influencers bruh 😭

[Whimsical Critter @BungerManToby]

@RighteousMang keep telling yrself that

[Whimsical Critter @BungerManToby]

this may be hard to comprehend, but leftists can in fact be european and interested in their own history

[ℜ𝔞𝔢 @dystopiangf]

Leftists who nerd out about Vikings, Celtic music, Ancient Greek philosophy, or anything to do with European history & culture confuse me so much. It’s like, “Otters are my favorite animals :) I can’t wait for them all to go extinct :))”

[Whimsical Critter @BungerManToby]

@dystopiangf yeah so?

[Whimsical Critter @BungerManToby]

@dystopiangf they dont, leftist ideology literally originated in europe

[Whimsical Critter @BungerManToby]

i love tyrannosaurs because they got shoed into the big scary monster stereotype very early on but then every single discovery scientists have made about them since just makes them more terrifying

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

"Spotted by the Tyrannosaur" by artist Silas (robotinpyjamas IG)