The Bunker

A podcast for the post-apocalypse generation @HumanDefinitely.

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Well I think that’s everything. Thanks for listening. Goodbye.

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The Bunker Christmas Special is finally here! Available @acast, iTunes and a bunch of other places too, probably 👍 https://t.co/s2Rg4uHibY

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Mince pies! Mulled wine! Existential malaise! The @BunkerPodcast Christmas Special is up now! Enjoy 🙃 https://t.co/IuqpG4lGSb

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@thatpodcastgirl That's the gist of it, yeah.

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I, er, hope you guys like Christmas.

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Coming up: a Today’s Topic about Christmas, a short story about Christmas, an edutainment about Christmas, guests, an interview, music etc

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@marionscarian Oh... I thought I was smiling.

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@untiltheygo Wow. It must be nice to still feel things.

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Christmas is coming...

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So Scrooge was haunted by three ghosts on Christmas eve. Big fucking deal. I've been living with ghosts for most of my life.

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Christmas is about family. And as I look at Tom and Dave I think to myself... If only I was with my family and not these terrible bastards.

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Three wise men bearing gifts of garbage, foolishness and misery.

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@untiltheygo It's 98% mince pies at the moment. He claims to have a rating system for different brands but so far they're all just "3 stars"

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Currently on repeat in The Bunker https://t.co/0qnbfdM0Ke

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Attention Patrons! Here’s a fun fact about The Bunker by the perfectly ordinary human @tadalling #WednesdayWisdom https://t.co/Mgd2c8OkSl

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Christmas = Mince pies, am I right? Yum.

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@untiltheygo Don't have any rocks left now either, guess I'll use broken glass next year.

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@untiltheygo No last year we used little balls of tinfoil but I couldn't find them... Now that I think about it I guess he ate those too.

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Just had to explain to Dave that our advent "chocolates" are actually just small rocks. He's been eating them since the 1st.

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They say the secret to happiness is low expectations. Personally, I'm impressed I'm even here at all. Still not happy about it though.