Bunko Jones

bunko baby

[Bunko Jones @BunkoFucks]

Fuck you @Duracell fuck this ad. I am never buying your batteries ever again

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My piss smells like coffee and my shit smells like eggs. That’s #breakfast

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You should legally have to get a golf cart if you have children with you.

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She on my thang like it’s a dog toy. #BiteMarks #yEEOWCH

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@thezenmasters1 Is this a request or a statement

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@LukGarzaFanClub Forget these fake hoes Luka, you’re better than them 🪨🇺🇸🦅

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ITS LIKE YOURE MY MIRROR

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Justin Timberlake’s mugshot has been released.

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@CheezLooEez It’s a government conspiracy to prevent the fulfillment of the prophecy

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Just sneezed on my dick while dropping a deuce #BadVibes

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My ears just popped while taking a dump, how is that even possible

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Montezuma followed me home 😔

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Had explosive diarrhea right as the flight hit some turbulence. God has never been alive in this world.

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It is with heavy heart and a raw butthole that I must inform you guys:
Montezuma has found me

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Oh yeah it’s a Drops of Jupiter type night

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@thezenmasters1 #FreeZen

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Pretend I tweeted this like 8 months ago

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Fuck #Oppenheimer, I’m tryna open her hymen

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@AntMan4Pres @koolaid Yeah maybe if I had a straw dick #IDont

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She slurpin on the tip like it’s a @koolaid burst

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When it comes to making breakfast I am a God among men