Jimmy “Showtime” Buns

Nudes Groupchat President | Nelk Impersonator | Sub 5 Shotgun | Retired Club Laxer | Chi Omega Social Chair

[Hollywood @hollywoodofri]

Give me the all the inventory.

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Doc definitely gave it to me straight #halloweekend

[Big Mike @minorsnbagMike]

How it feels to wear pants and flops

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Aritzia gets the need for the boyfriend couch #lumbarsupport

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Please put seats in Sephora #pleaseputout

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Can’t be too careful!! #burnmycockoff

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@TheLennyFader Congrats lenny

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What’s the ROI on one of these fuckers

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@ZohanMasta I could imagine you ripping a gator tail right off the top of the seat, speedball

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I would argue that good hand writing is gayer than kissing men

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If you went to Europe this summer go fuck yourself

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@RittoVazquez Draddy won’t like this

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@Wilburda3rd @ZohanMasta

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Generational wealth opportunity: Start a jeep dealership in fairfield or westchester county #rich #phags

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Hopefully this one coffee can fight off 15 beers. #davidvsgoliath

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Normandy might have been easier than the 13th gun of the night. #tupapi

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Golf wheels to flops 🏝️🏝️

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Why does every kid nowadays have a speech impediment? #retards

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There’s racked. And then there’s racked to the fucking gills. #chrismartin