Bunty Cox

Mostly retired medical man.
Fully retired matelot.
Very retired civil servant.

These are the stakes: we must either love each other, or we must die. - LBJ

[Bunty Cox @BuntyCox]

How ironic that Trump has unintentionally achieved something: made some white, straight, American-born males get a glimpse of what it might have been like all along for people to whom none of those labels apply.

[William Buecker @wcbuecker]

Never in my 60 years as a white, straight, American born male
Did I ever imagine the I would have to be afraid for my life or the lives of my family
Because I refuse to except a game show host conman as my King

[Bunty Cox @BuntyCox]

@BermondseyLamb @eh_wilde @Kim_Wolfe63 Mountford's battered medical man hat has got Disney characters on it. 🧐

But as a pharmacist I can vouch for this.

Hyaluronic Acid is a key component of the matrix that enables cells to hang together, so is the most powerful and natural moisuriser.

[Bunty Cox @BuntyCox]

@aliciaandrz Some of the most well-balanced children I treated had recovering addicts as parents or care-givers. Overcoming that level of trauma = good parenting.

The most damaged were those with addicted parents not seeking recovery. The child had to do the parenting.

[Bunty Cox @BuntyCox]

@aliciaandrz As a medical man of several decades experience, I assure you that 26 days sober is a towering achievement that many of my patients never reached. 🫡

As a religious man, I believe 26 days sober means you are a woman of towering inner strength.
My deities watch you in awe. 🙏

[Bunty Cox @BuntyCox]

@Antje19777 Hey @BermondseyLamb, that sounds like you. 🧐

[Bunty Cox @BuntyCox]

@Lesism What say you, @BermondseyLamb?
You are her Dharmamitra brother, are you not?

[Bunty Cox @BuntyCox]

War between Israel and Hamas terrorists may be my fault.

Leaving 🇬🇧 for 🇮🇱 in 2 months; now it's on fire.

Off to 🇷🇴 for now, then Israel when Hamas are all consigned to Jahannam by Allah.

Should have read the Qur'an properly, then those kafarah would know Al-nar awaits. 🔥

[Bunty Cox @BuntyCox]

@anon_opin I wear a pocket watch and a monocle, and carry a cane.🧐
Sir - your remark is highly offensive to the cunt community.
As a pharmacist, I found my accoutrements put scumbag patients off trying to fool me into dispensing pleasant substances they were not entitled to receive.

[Bunty Cox @BuntyCox]

@eh_wilde @BermondseyLamb He is trying to fool you into thinking he's some cool 'dude' who thinks monocles are silly and that Prussian field marshals are not style kings, so I shall just leave this here and retire to my bedchamber. https://t.co/XhcSRbAnzu

[Bunty Cox @BuntyCox]

@BermondseyLamb @eh_wilde Exactly what a Twitter creeper would say. 🧐

[Bunty Cox @BuntyCox]

Dislike GIFs as a medium of comment, but that nerd forced my hand.

[Nigel Mountford @BermondseyLamb]

It's not technically very complex to accept a payment split across multiple sources.
I rolled it out in the early 2000s for some primitive e-commerce sites that ran on OS/2 via OS/390!
@GiffGaff can't do it, so lost a £1000 sale because of having obsolete payment technology.

[Nigel Mountford @BermondseyLamb]

Donald Trump makes even George W Bush look like Abe freakin' Lincoln.
If he hadn't had his daddy's trust fund money he'd just be another unremarkable psychopathic sex offender who dodged the draft because he was too craven to ever risk anything for anyone else.

[Bunty Cox @BuntyCox]

@CalvinMcnuggets @BermondseyLamb No. His approach was pretend to be nice, and be evil.
Mine is look evil and be nice.
I knew Shipman in the 70s and he should have been struck off then for stealing NHS heroin, but the GMC was a basket case then.
It's a basket case now, but in the opposite end of the basket.

[Bunty Cox @BuntyCox]

@Hammer_On_X @campbellclaret Oh for Christ's sake, this arsegravy is still getting spouted? That was 20 years ago. If we harped on for that long about every catastrophic blunder, nothing would get done.

[Bunty Cox @BuntyCox]

Won't fall off.
Paracetamol & codeine have negligible bioavailability applied topically.
Caffeine has fractional bioavailability but won't do anything, unless you believe in woo.
The water, electrolytes & carbonic acid might help, but cheaper to use Andrews Liver Salts.

[Nigel Mountford @BermondseyLamb]

Question for medical Twitter: if I soaked my sore feet in liquid co-codamol with caffeine, would they be soothed or just fall off?

[Nigel Mountford @BermondseyLamb]

Never thought I'd say "political correctness gone mad" until now. Microsoft Word told me off for calling someone a psychopath.

The psychopath: ex-employer's chairman, celebrated 9/11 because it meant he didn't have to talk to our client's project team, all killed in the WTC.

[Bunty Cox @BuntyCox]

@BermondseyLamb Won't fall off.
Paracetamol & codeine have negligible bioavailability applied topically.
Caffeine has fractional bioavailability but won't do anything, unless you believe in woo.
The water, electrolytes & carbonic acid might help, but cheaper to use Andrews Liver Salts.

[Bunty Cox @BuntyCox]

@BermondseyLamb @CalvinMcnuggets I do. Patients need to fear us. Some of us are killers.